VegasOPM Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 The RO calls out 2 mikes to the scorekeeper, then "all scored- tape em". The shooter's friend point out that he had 2 mikes. The shooter indignantly points out that he didn't have a chance to look at the mikes before they were taped. When confronted the RO said "well the mikes are still there, go look at them". The shooter then goes up to the offending target and looks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian_Sorah Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I'm just glad I wasnt near you and Micah when you decided to give Adrian the name Peanut. HaHaHa, it was Mr. Tony P. that came up with it. Nick and Micah combined are witty enough to come up with some thing like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 The shooter indignantly points out that he didn't have a chance to look at the mikes before they were taped. When confronted the RO said "well the mikes are still there, go look at them". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Yeah thats a good one Vegas. I'll have to use that sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Cline Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Said at one of the Bullethole's first matches, by Merlin Orr if I recall correctly, after I out did myself... "C class Single Stack my ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasmap Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 I just remembered this one. We were at Rio one day a few years ago shooting a weekend match and were talking about improving, how to improve, how to finish higher in matches, etc. It was me, Tokarev, and Angus Hobdell talking. Angus told us the secret to winning and it was so simple it was mind-boggling. Here we are as A and B class shooters thinking we are about to learn the secret that only the GM's know. He said "It's simple really.....just shoot more Alphas faster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loves2Shoot Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Hearing TGO imitate Diamond Dave's Ninja skit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Angus told us the secret to winning and it was so simple it was mind-boggling. Here we are as A and B class shooters thinking we are about to learn the secret that only the GM's know. He said "It's simple really.....just shoot more Alphas faster." It's funny, because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 "My hits were low because the head was drooping and it messed up my center of mass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Not the funniest thing but it is on tape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbkoutGwA78 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeFoley Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Me: Dude, there's no gun in here. Joe: What do you mean? Me: Dude, there's no gun in here. Joe: There's no gun in there? Me: Dude, there's no gun in here. Helpful Hint #1R: Next time you stand in the rain for an hour to shoot rifle for money, bring your rifle. Sure carrying around that drag bag full of mags and stuff makes you look cool, but you may want your rifle too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atbarr Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Me: Dude, there's no gun in here.Joe: What do you mean? Me: Dude, there's no gun in here. Joe: There's no gun in there? Me: Dude, there's no gun in here. Helpful Hint #1R: Next time you stand in the rain for an hour to shoot rifle for money, bring your rifle. Sure carrying around that drag bag full of mags and stuff makes you look cool, but you may want your rifle too. Me? You? No gun? Sorry,.. see you Sunday, A.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) At a local AP match we had a few false starts going prone at 50Y. One guy was getting a little testy and suggested we get a move on as "I've only got so many up and downs left in me" Reply from far right of range " That's what your wife told me last night!" Edited October 26, 2009 by gm iprod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STIGUY Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 At a local AP match we had a few false starts going prone at 50Y.One guy was getting a little testy and suggested we get a move on as "I've only got so many up and downs left in me" Reply from far right of range " That's what your wife told me last night!" Wow.....I don't think I would be saying such things as this to people with guns? I hope ya'll were friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I hope ya'll were friends! They were shooting together weren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 You had to be there. Really. The only guy still not in on the joke is him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Jensen Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 If you're FINALLY finished... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COMATZD Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 If you're FINALLY finished... I could have used that one yesterday! Ran by two targets..28 rnd stage and ended with 4 in the mag. What the -- Crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittbug Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 This is what I said this weekend to one shooter: "I know you shot those targets really well and you were in awe of your own greatness, but you still needed to move to P2 and finish the stage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I was at a local outdoor range the other day and heard this mule carrying on REALLY loud! He sounded like he had been shot. Before I could say anything the guy next to me turned and said "just a minute dear!" I about fell in the mud I was laughing so hard...timing was perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jripper Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 My wife came up with this one back at the Single Stack Classic, around 1999 or so. When asked how her match was going, she replied, "I shoot like my grandmother drives: go slow and hit stuff". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 While looking for the ejected round after finishing a steel challenge stage this past weekend, one of my friends (?) asks, "What're you looking for, your self respect?" laughed my ass off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 That's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloha Robert Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Guy has smoking run but ends hitting a no shoot. Peanut gallery groans. RO says "Great run except you dropped 10 PANTS". Squad cracks up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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