ErikW Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Take the Dante's Inferno test I'm with the heretics... The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 I took this one once before. I was locked up with the Heretics, in Dis if I remember correctly. Fans of this test may enjoy Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle's book Inferno. It is a modern retelling of the story and it is a blast (of hellfire no doubt) to read. -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detlef Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 this one's fun: Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Purgatory for the jonesboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted June 23, 2003 Author Share Posted June 23, 2003 I wonder whether politicians go to 8 or 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Me: The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell! Seventh Level of Hell Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. Sounds like a gun nut to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I feel much better now, knowing that some computer nerds' software has decided that I will make it to Purgatory. Let's just hope God installs the same version on his PC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Hmm, I got the same results as on the Personality Disorder test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Looks like I scored perfectly in the middle of Level I-Limbo (Virtuous non-believers) and Level II (Lustful) of Hell. Second Level of HellCleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate I'm perfectly satisfied with the company here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dani Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Level six, and i like it.!! So, should I die in the summer so i don't suffer a wide temperature change?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Skywalker and I are going to hang out together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. It sucks to be you, Duane. BTW, I've put "Dante Alighieri" Easter eggs in various publications. If you ever come across a software manual with him as an example user name, that was probably me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 It sucks to be you, Duane. I dunno. It sounds kind of....kinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 You guys just arent "sinful" enough... I guess. The test couldn't FIND a level deep or terrible enough for the brandishing SiG Lady!!! Is there such a place as Level 10...? The test is still looking for it...!! "Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Skywalker and I are going to hang out together me too Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run n Gun Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Eighth Level of Hell-The Malebolge. Hmmph, sounds a little like a place in Subic Bay, Philippines circa 1972. Been there, done that… Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORCA Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Since they don't have a tenth level I guess I'm in the deepest rift of the ninth tier of hell. I'm going to Cocytus, the ninth level. The description sounds like a family reunion. Sig Lady - tenth level?!? Way to think outside the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Or the circle, as the case may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Yeh, actually the "Tenth Level" is the way OUT. But not too many people know about that. I bet Duane does, though. Some of us are so-o-o-o bad, we're great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 It's the third level for me. I'm gonna miss hanging out with Helen and Cleo up in level two..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Skywalker and I are going to hang out together me too Jim Looks like the second level is going to be a shooters-crowded place . Who's willing to bring targets and tape? Oh, and by the way, since it is better not to forget the main reason we are there... Cleo and Helen are a good start... ...but we definitely need some more female company! Can anyone volunteer to print invitations and send them to, let's say, Messalina, Lady Godiva, Mata Hari, etc.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 who was it who said "heaven for climate, hell for company" Capone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I've got the tape and targets, but it makes me wonder what will they to in the depths of Hell, like Sig Lady and Orca . It isn't hot beyond shorts and T shirts where we are, but you guys in 7+ must be really suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORCA Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 I believe those of us in the deepest places of hell are actually in management training. When we get Falwell down hear we’ll raise enough money to get the place air-conditioned. Where did all the range lawyers come from?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Down here "in the depths" they let us shoot magnums in league action.... The hotter and noisier the better! (I still think the survey didn't quite like how I answered the question about the relativity of morals. It had no sense of humor.) (music up and under) ..."Bad girls.... la, la, la, la, lah, Talkin' bout bad girls..." dance, dance, dance, thumpa, thumpa... (music slow fade) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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