Flexmoney Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd have it's ass shaved and make it walk backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Well....! Your no prize yourself..... What is the best sexual position for producing ugly babies??? Go and ask your parents!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd have it's ass shaved and make it walk backwards. Be the best looking dog you ever had...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce282 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 you look like you've been shot at and missed, and $h!t at and hit. Next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herky Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Merlin, don't ever travel thru McConnelsville OH. (not that you would ever have reason to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p99shooter Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 You're so ugly you could charge a fee to haunt a house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Say what you will, and do what you do; but you are so ugly, you only rate pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 But geez officer I didn't think you gave tickets to hot girls in Salt Lake County...... You're right, we don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I'll never forget the first time I met Flex: I was relaxing on the beach a day before the Flordia Open when out of nowhere this guy runs up to me waving his arms in the air and screaming "HEY DUDE...PEE ON ME! PEE ON ME!" Quick to assess the situation, I asked him "Where did the jellyfish sting you?" Puzzled, he looked at me and said, "What's a jellyfish?" I don't f'n care if you laughed or not...that's still my favorite joke and the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 we are not what we eat... we are what we don't sh$t out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 I'll never forget the first time I met Flex: I was relaxing on the beach a day before the Flordia Open when out of nowhere this guy runs up to me waving his arms in the air and screaming "HEY DUDE...PEE ON ME! PEE ON ME!" Quick to assess the situation, I asked him "Where did the jellyfish sting you?" Puzzled, he looked at me and said, "What's a jellyfish?" I don't f'n care if you laughed or not...that's still my favorite joke and the moment I had to run away...when you squatted down to do it. (or is that..."squat down" ? I'll defer to your expertise.) Your post was goofy funny...and got more so as I sat there on my screen, allowing it's funk to percolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 He is so ugly he couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 The Friday Flamer just isn't what it used to be!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glockrocker Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 :lol: <cue music> You're one ugly child, who can your momma be? I said you're one ugly child, who can you momma be? If I was your daddy, I'd go and jump into the sea! <end music> You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents and then tinted the windows of your incubator! And then, your mother had to get drunk before she could breast fed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Uglier than a hickey on a hemoroid Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scout454 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 If you had two brain cells they'd have a fight and kill each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 http://plans2match.blogspot.com/2007/07/o-ugly-o.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 You are Ugly I am Fat But I can go on a diet dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritinUSA Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I met a girl once that was so ugly she'd make a vulture gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Your girlfriend is so ugly...she can trick or treat ...over the telephone Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revchuck Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Then there's the old one...pardon the paraphrasing: Winston Churchill was at a party, having a good time, when the woman next to him declared, "Winston, you are drunk!" Churchill replied, "And you, Madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 she's so ugly, she was a 2 bagger. u had to put 2 bags over her head in case one of the broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 U momma smell so bad she make a buzzard leave a gut truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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