Words to live by

[Beginnersonly]

Unforgiveness is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

[Dranoel]

Fish don't like Jello.

[CaliYeti]

Everyday above ground is a good one.

[Sarge]

Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.

[Bkreutz]

3 hours ago, Sarge said:

Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.

 

One of my favorites, but needs the appropriate picture to go with it.

[OnceACowboy]

Only amateurs practice until they get it right, professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.

[Hi-Power Jack]

On ‎8‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 11:25 PM, CaliYeti said:

Everyday above ground is a good one.

 

Unfortunately, Not True      

[Dranoel]

On 8/21/2018 at 7:58 PM, Hi-Power Jack said:

 

Unfortunately, Not True      

 

I'll second that.

[greerstyl]

if youre gonna do it do it right 

[Hi-Power Jack]

4 hours ago, greerstyl said:

if youre gonna do it do it right 

 

Sorry, Greer, but NOT believable.

 

If YOU  "did it right", you would have:

 

1.  capitalized the I in If

2.  put an apostrophe in you're

3.  I'll let "gonna" slide

4.  put a comma after the first "it" 

 

Your post would have looked like this :   "If you're going to do it, do it right".

 

Before you look me up in the phone book and deliver a horse's head to my

doorstep - This is Just a Joke.     

 

 

[EEH]

33 minutes ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

 

Sorry, Greer, but NOT believable.

 

If YOU  "did it right", you would have:

 

1.  capitalized the I in If

2.  put an apostrophe in you're

3.  I'll let "gonna" slide

4.  put a comma after the first "it" 

 

Your post would have looked like this :   "If you're going to do it, do it right".

 

Before you look me up in the phone book and deliver a horse's head to my

doorstep - This is Just a Joke.     

 

 

And that’s why I failed english and spellin to

[greerstyl]

2 hours ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

 

Sorry, Greer, but NOT believable.

 

If YOU  "did it right", you would have:

 

1.  capitalized the I in If

2.  put an apostrophe in you're

3.  I'll let "gonna" slide

4.  put a comma after the first "it" 

 

Your post would have looked like this :   "If you're going to do it, do it right".

 

Before you look me up in the phone book and deliver a horse's head to my

doorstep - This is Just a Joke.     

 

 

 Oh man this is embarrassing.... and completely true lol. Even lol is a mess damn 2018 millennial mindsets... I'm just used to Siri doing it for me.... "Hey Siri! Please deliver horse head to...."

 

Change of mindset:

 

"If you are going to write it, write it right" 

[Hi-Power Jack]

Hey, I didn't mean to embarrass you .

 

Not everybody here at BE talks good English.    

[Dranoel]

1 hour ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

Hey, I didn't mean to embarrass you .

 

Not everybody here at BE talks good English.    

 

Ime grate at englesh,  butt I kant tipe sew I jus rite on the scren wif kraonz.

[Steve RA]

I'd dictate to the computer, but, it can't spell very well !     

[Hi-Power Jack]

50 minutes ago, Dranoel said:

 

Ime grate at englesh,  butt I kant tipe sew I jus rite on the scren wif kraonz.

 

      You beat me fair and square.   I give up.     

[WarBoom]

My personal favorite:

To be remembered you have to
Either do things worth writing
Or write something worth reading


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[Silver_Surfer]

A slow hit is better than a fast miss.

[Dranoel]

Never goose a bull. No matter how much fun it looks.

 

Always resist the urge to slap your wife when she comments on your shoes.

 

Sex will ALWAYS cost you more than you can afford.

[45 Raven]

When you have to shoot, SHOOT!  Don't TALK!

 

(Tuco's dictum)

 

 

[Silver_Surfer]

It Happens!

[OnlyKetchup]

It is what it is...

[Dranoel]

It ain't what it used to be.

[Toolguy]

On 6/27/2020 at 1:39 PM, Dranoel said:

It ain't what it used to be.

And probably never was.

[WarBoom]

And probably never was.

And will never be again...


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