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Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.

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3 hours ago, Sarge said:

Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid.

 

One of my favorites, but needs the appropriate picture to go with it. il_570xN.956991814_6whn.jpg?version=0

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Only amateurs practice until they get it right, professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.

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On ‎8‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 11:25 PM, CaliYeti said:

Everyday above ground is a good one.

 

Unfortunately, Not True     :( 

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On 8/21/2018 at 7:58 PM, Hi-Power Jack said:

 

Unfortunately, Not True     :( 

 

I'll second that.

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4 hours ago, greerstyl said:

if youre gonna do it do it right 

 

Sorry, Greer, but NOT believable.

 

If YOU  "did it right", you would have:

 

1.  capitalized the I in If

2.  put an apostrophe in you're

3.  I'll let "gonna" slide

4.  put a comma after the first "it" 

 

Your post would have looked like this :   "If you're going to do it, do it right".

 

Before you look me up in the phone book and deliver a horse's head to my

doorstep - This is Just a Joke.     ?

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

 

Sorry, Greer, but NOT believable.

 

If YOU  "did it right", you would have:

 

1.  capitalized the I in If

2.  put an apostrophe in you're

3.  I'll let "gonna" slide

4.  put a comma after the first "it" 

 

Your post would have looked like this :   "If you're going to do it, do it right".

 

Before you look me up in the phone book and deliver a horse's head to my

doorstep - This is Just a Joke.     ?

 

 

And that’s why I failed english and spellin to

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2 hours ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

 

Sorry, Greer, but NOT believable.

 

If YOU  "did it right", you would have:

 

1.  capitalized the I in If

2.  put an apostrophe in you're

3.  I'll let "gonna" slide

4.  put a comma after the first "it" 

 

Your post would have looked like this :   "If you're going to do it, do it right".

 

Before you look me up in the phone book and deliver a horse's head to my

doorstep - This is Just a Joke.     ?

 

 

 Oh man this is embarrassing.... and completely true lol. Even lol is a mess damn 2018 millennial mindsets... I'm just used to Siri doing it for me.... "Hey Siri! Please deliver horse head to...."

 

Change of mindset:

 

"If you are going to write it, write it right" 

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Hey, I didn't mean to embarrass you .

 

Not everybody here at BE talks good English.    ?

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1 hour ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

Hey, I didn't mean to embarrass you .

 

Not everybody here at BE talks good English.    ?

 

Ime grate at englesh,  butt I kant tipe sew I jus rite on the scren wif kraonz.

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I'd dictate to the computer, but, it can't spell very well !     :roflol:

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50 minutes ago, Dranoel said:

 

Ime grate at englesh,  butt I kant tipe sew I jus rite on the scren wif kraonz.

 

?   ?    You beat me fair and square.   I give up.     :eatdrink:

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My personal favorite:

To be remembered you have to
Either do things worth writing
Or write something worth reading


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Never goose a bull. No matter how much fun it looks.

 

Always resist the urge to slap your wife when she comments on your shoes.

 

Sex will ALWAYS cost you more than you can afford.

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When you have to shoot, SHOOT!  Don't TALK!

 

(Tuco's dictum)

 

 

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