Agney5 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 It is actually much worse than that, my wife and I were having some pictures taken which was a miserable enough process. Well we had a picture of us kissing and it was a long exposure picture which essentially means you can't move for however long the picture takes. So about 5 second into the 10 picture she says I have to sneeze, I can tell by her face it's serious issue. But instead of backing away I hold the pose hoping to finish the picture and be done. Well at almost exactly as the picture is finishing she sneezes in my mouth! I love my wife, but I will admit the thought of divorce did cross my mind. I don't think I will ever forget this moment in our relationship, and might have some emotional scarring. <br /><br />Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk<br /><br /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Your kidding! Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDragon64 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 That's pretty funny, I'm sorry that you had to experience that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammerJammer Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Thats almost as bad as the commercial with the dentist sneezing in the guy's mouth. I will refer back to this today as my it could be worse moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You got more germs from the kiss than the sneeze. It will be OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a matt Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Call you attorney ASAP. Lol. I'm sure you might have had worse..... oh let me stop. Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Some things are better not told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a matt Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 This cat is outta da bag. Lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Gaines Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 That's almost as bad as someone who is sick and he/she is coughing all over people, when he/she should be in bed getting rest, and not infecting others. My ears will catch someone coughing a mile away.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I remember sneezing while driving with a mouth full of chew years ago. What a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Gaines Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I remember sneezing while driving with a mouth full of chew years ago. What a mess. yeah, good thing his wife doesn't chew tobacco. I think I would call an attorney if that was the case. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Warrior Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnsons1480 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) I remember sneezing while driving with a mouth full of chew years ago. What a mess. I did that when I was in college with a dip in in class. Sneeze and dip went all over my buddy sitting in front of me. It's an acquired skill to sneeze with a dip in and not lose any; a skill I have since mastered lol. Edit to make sense, because it didn't the first time Edited October 15, 2013 by johnsons1480 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) The dip stories remind me of this old favorite. Two guys in a truck in hillbilly country. One has to take a dump so he sticks his butt out the window and lets it fly while rolling down the highway. Hits the windshield of the hillbilly's truck. One of the HB's yells, "Damn, look at the size of that wad of tobacco"! The other HB says, "Hell, you should see those lips"! Sorry for the drift. Now back to the original content. Edited October 15, 2013 by Sarge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agney5 Posted October 15, 2013 Author Share Posted October 15, 2013 I'm sure I have experienced worse, but I sure can't think of a time. And if she chewed and did that....well I would likely be in a police report. lol jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenDragon64 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 On a car ride during high school, the driver had an open 20 oz bottle full of spit, went to throw it out of the passenger side window. Well, the window was up because it was winter, the passenger didn't like what happened next. No, it wasn't me, I was in the back driver's side seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a matt Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I'm sure I have experienced worse, but I sure can't think of a time. And if she chewed and did that....well I would likely be in a police report. lol jk Lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a matt Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) Thiis topic is great! I'm in tears !!! Lmao Edited October 15, 2013 by a matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 shooting buddy of mine used to chew and spit in a soda cup. later the next day he's driving and his 5 yr old son chums everywhere...yep, took a swig. glad i gave it up, more than 2 yrs ago. nasty habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBets Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Sarge that joke had me in stitches !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt22man Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 My dog does that to me every morning when he's ready for bkfst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onagoth Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 lol....my 3 yr old regularly sneezes right in my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperman Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 lol....my 3 yr old regularly sneezes right in my face. Do you think letting him/her do that is a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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