lynn jones

AZ Stats Chic, thanks for the hard work and updates. lynn

one week, wow, val at the uspsa is good!

Subject: Nag Nag Nag There was an attorney who got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client named WilburWright who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and so on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a long hot soak -- pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered to be told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said, at which the attorney whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop"?

i bought a "american handguner" magazine with a picture of Richard Heine on the cover doing a double tap! lynn jones

steve, IMR 7625 is readily avalible now. check around. one more thing, all the vv powers muzzle flash.

PistolJim, i've been shootin imr7625 for over a year now. i love it. i shoot 8.1gr pushing a montana gold 115 gr bullet. of course my load is for my gun, you'll have to work your own load up. my load work out to 168 pf. the mean average is about 5. i agree with bucky about AA7. i switched from aa7 to imr because the powder messed up my dillon charge bar giving inconsistant charge. lynn jones

area2chic any word on the stages being posted? it looks like area2 website is having problems. lynn

congratulations!! say goodby to shooting for awhile

i shot this sunday, open 7.5 sec 76 pts damn slow reload. prod 10.16 sec 74 pts damn slow reload.

woooooo wooooo!

i believe you can stop at any time up until the buzzer sounds. after the buzzer sounds, it's your time. except if you forgot hearing or eye protection. lynn

NOT TO BE OUT DONE BY EBONICS IN CALIFORNIA, THE SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGES AND SCHOOLS IS REQUESTING BILLIONS OF FEDERAL DOLLARS TO TEACH Y'ALLBONICS IN ALL CLASSROOMS SOUTH OF THE MASON-DIXON LINE. INCLUDED HERE ARE SOME SAMPLES OF Y'ALLBONICS. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM, CONTACT YOUR SOUTHERN BUBBA FOR AN EXPLANATION..... HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting. Sumtimes used as 'HEIDI DO'. AX - (verb) "Don't ax me, I donno" HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?" GOODN - (Contraction) Denotes level of approval "HOO BOY!! At's a goodn." BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements." MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a coke." IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage "I thank I leff my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far." TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime." RETARD -(verb)- To stop working. Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65." FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh beehins." RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." Different from the singular RAT - (adverb) "Gerald, you get yo ass home rat now" CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer." FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed... must be from some farn country." DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage "He's did, Jim." ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; Oxygen. Usage "He cain't beathe...give 'im some ARE!" BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" HAZE - a contraction. Usage "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit n'is laf." SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see". VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage "I ain't never seed New York City... view?" DJEET? - Contraction for "Did you eat?" Answer: "Naw, Jew?" - "No, did you?" GNOME SANE. "It jez dat way, gnome sane?" I postulate this to be a contraction of "Do you know what I'm saying?" to which I often think of replying, "No; as a matter of fact, I rather doubt it." IDINIT - inquisitive contraction. Example: "Nice day, idinit?" FIXIN - verb, indicates preparation. "I'm fixin' to git me another beer, y'ont one?" And the list goes on and on and on........

hi erik, first, howmany stages? i think the best scheduling is all day saturday, and half on sunday. eight to ten stages this works fine. lynn p s you shot a lot i know, go on your own experiences with matches that you had fun at and ran well.

erik, i thought it was a general rule, not to leave on steel.

yes, it is crap. our brothers is australia are not happy at all. you can read some of their responses at: http://www.ipsc.org.au/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/Ulti...gi?action=intro lynn

rtr, production is a division. your class would be gm,m,a etc. to figure your percentage compared to the winner of production. take the winner's match points and divided your match point by his points, then mulitply the result by 100 to give you your percent of the match winner. the production winner will always receive a 100%. you are only competing with other production competitors don't worry about anyone else in the match. hope this helps. lynn

reno 911

another reason why your parents are spending your inheritance.

erik, last year at the area 2 champ. we started at the butt crack of dawn under lights. lynn

another lost cause

the 2003 mississippi classic was a great match! thanks to all the staff and sponsors. lynn

only if you want it work properly

vince the pimp!

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'you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear'