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  1. may be having her release the mag with her left hand? a little slower but it still works. lynn
  2. paulw, are you talking about the poor man's hybrid holes just drilled in the barrel and slide? or the real hybrid schuman barrel? if it the poor man's mine are drilled straight, but offset with the slide. lynn
  3. i have a para lda limited. i like the way it shoots. the mags are a pain in the ass. however. the plastic crap on the bottom of the mags is not engineered well. the mags some times bite/pinch my palm on relaods. watch out gm mink..gm wannabe might shoot production. lynn
  4. 15 Ways to Avoid a Good Southern Ass Whoopin... 1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass. 2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass. 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your ass. 5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of FedEx, Sam Walton, Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do, sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g. John Edwards, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, David Duke). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not dumb enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick her ass. 6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your ass. 7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick your ass. 8) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended with gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass. 9) Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your ass kicked. 10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know better. Many of us have visited Northern hellholes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it gets kicked. 11) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone, or we'll kick your ass. 12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Boston Harbor. 13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours. 14) So you think we're quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in filthy, smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston. Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass. 15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box... minus your ass.
  5. sorry stingerjg.. i got to shoot our match today, it did rain a little. we finished six stages and ...i won the match. lynn
  6. yes, what merlind said. this way you have a prop for your gun, when you have to lay it on a table. lynn
  7. about the only place you'll find the gsg9 boots are from botach tactical: http://store.yahoo.com/botach/adgstacboot.html they seem to have an USA exclusive. lynn p. s. phil has a good point about bates boots similar tread and a lot cheaper. i had a cobbler put zippers in my gsg9's because they are tedious to put on and take off.
  8. and bucky.. why didn't you have a spare set in your parts bin in the first place? shame.. shame... did you order two sets?.. lynn
  9. mr. browning would mill one himself!! i'v had good luck with schumman. lynn
  10. i have heard of this happening in the past. it's rare, but i think this is why the use a steel sleeve aroun the primer tube. glade you're ok. lynn
  11. don't go shoot ipsc!! this will only lead to an abyss (full) of fun, excitement, and enjoyment! can your heart take it? be very careful, you might get hooked. then what, another satisfied customer. edited by lynn jones.. well i may have used the wrong verbage
  12. >One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual >route. > >As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the >driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with >a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. > >"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night." The >Mailman comments. > >Bob in obvious pain replies," Actually we had it Saturday night, this is >the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning." We had a >about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the >Christmas Cheer and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that >around midnight we started playing WHO AM I." > >The Mailman thinks a moment and says, " How do you play that?" > >Bob continues between hung over gasps," Well all the guys go in the >bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only >our "units" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to >guess who it is." > >The Mailman laughs and says," Damn I am sorry I missed that." > >"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds," your name was guessed >four or five times."
  13. shooter girl, is it time to close this topic yet? moving on to 2004. lynn
  14. check this out. http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...r+38+super+comp
  15. folks it's simple... if you're a GM or M it's a double, anyone else, it's a mike. lynn
  16. samuel adams is always good! boluvard pale ale out of KC is very good when i can get it. lynn
  17. John Dunn, check this link for matches and such in area 2 http://jmallard.com/forum/ lynn
  18. stingerjg, are we talking about your PARA LDA? i wouldn't strip all the way down to save my life. see: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...878&hl=para+lda lynn
  19. try Sierra Nevada Pale Ale very good
  20. justin, well... mine is red. and you know marc, he's a member of the pink pistols http://www.pinkpistols.com/ the extra plastic inserts allow the para's to fit the holster. lynn
  21. oops! so i can't read very well....i'm close to 50. keep on posting lynn
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