lynn jones

if jerry's site is down you can view the stages at http://www.memphis-ssa.com/Area%202%20-%202003%20Stages.htm lynn

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!" ======================================================= "In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards." Mark Twain

is it my computer or my eyes, but does stage 3 look like an optical illuision?

thanks jerry for all the work you've done. if you need a temp host ofthe area 2 stages, let me know, i'll host them for you. lose your host in the mean time. lynn jones email me. lynn

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thanks phil, i use to think i could never do a sub second reload, so i never tried. i practiced and did it a couple of times. your correct about practice using barricades and movement. but, until you really try something like a sub second reload, you really don't know what you can do. this was my whole point. i still haven't caught the spent mag yet. lynn

A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Kenny, the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time, and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhhh… They’re getting closer."

costco usually checks to see if you have everything you bought, ie you didn't leave it at the register. fwiw

ipsc1, the 10 round mag are all you need here in the states. that's all you can load anyway. the metal pads would not be legal. put the plastic ones back on and come on down. the holster sounds fine. no race holsters the only problem see is the grips on your gun. i think you have to leave the grips on and add the skateboard tape over the grips. lynn

tdean, read it again...

she's so tuff, her first baby came out sideways. she didn't cry or nuttin' from..planes, trains, and automobiles

the supper squad of course!!

i'm latino! crab people suck!

cable modem is the only thing that helps dial up

mmink hmm, i guess chris patty sells them too! lynn

mmink, jim shannahan at www.aps.3av.com sells a dry fire kit that includes scaled targets and pp for about $10.00. you can stick them all over your walls. no damage to the walls, unless you dry fire with a airsoft gun. lynn

close quote.. chicks dig me because i rarely wear underware and when i do, it's usually exotic..

thanks steve. lynn

hi all, i went to the range today. two days in a row. i tried the reload drill again. guess what. i did it again. see the link for the photo of the timer. i carried it back to house and took the picture. http://www.memphis-ssa.com/modules/gallery...album=1&pid=113 if i can do it, you can do it. just go practice. now if i can repeat in a match. lynn

wasn't that bike in some mel gibson movie?

hi all, i don't remember the thread that eric warren started about reload times, so i just added to this one. after realizing that i need to improve my reloads (nice way to say the suck). i went to the range to practice today, yes, i said practice. the area 2 champ is right around the corner. well, like i said i went to the range to practice. the day didn't start off to good, the IDPA shooters had rescheduled a match for today. so i smoothed talked my way into a shooting bay and set up. i had be practicing on three targets 2 on each reload to on each. reload times were about 1.3-1.7 seconds. ok, for practice. then i thought about erik warren. he said he did a sub second reload! hmm, i say to myself. lets try to do a sub second reload. after several attempts at one shot reload one shot. i finally did a .98 reload with a .79 first shot. was i safe you ask? yes! did i hit the target you ask? no! but, i know i have the mechanics to a sub second reload! maybe i should practice some more.. watch out erik! lynn jones p.s. there were a lot of ugly attempts at the sub second reload.

shooter girl, you're talking 7 hours. blake, they probably don't want to see you there. but, win a gun for your dad anyway! are you going to area 2? if you are i'll see you there. lynn jones

home price are a lot different then calf. huh? lynn

my favorite team...anyone whose playing the yankees. let's go marlins!!!!

kwel house!! welcome to the south is the house in iuka, ms? lynn