PaulW Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ok so for Christmas I got the wife one of the Roomba robotic vaccum cleaners! What a hit, she loves it and tells everyone how great it is.........well that was until last night. I get home first and open up the door only do be speechless and shocked. Well you see we have two beagles. One is about 17lbs and the other is 47lbs. Now the big one has no problems but the little one thinks she's a princess and does not like to go outside when it is wet. So what does she do? She craps one the floor and the damn vaccum cleaner proceeds to try and pick it up but just spreads it all over the house for an hour. I mean ALL over the house. I'm not lying when I say there was shit everywhere. Plus the vaccum was a total stinky mess. I was in shock and did not know where to even start that clean up job. And good thing it has a sensor that detects when a spot is real dirty and continues over that spot until clean. What a mess! Lesson: Do not run vaccum when not at home!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWLAZS Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Reminds me of a potty training story. I am sorry about your crappy day.I hope it cleans up ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ok so for Christmas I got the wife one of the Roomba robotic vaccum cleaners! What a hit, she loves it and tells everyone how great it is.........well that was until last night. I get home first and open up the door only do be speechless and shocked. Well you see we have two beagles. One is about 17lbs and the other is 47lbs. Now the big one has no problems but the little one thinks she's a princess and does not like to go outside when it is wet. So what does she do? She craps one the floor and the damn vaccum cleaner proceeds to try and pick it up but just spreads it all over the house for an hour. I mean ALL over the house. I'm not lying when I say there was shit everywhere. Plus the vaccum was a total stinky mess. I was in shock and did not know where to even start that clean up job. And good thing it has a sensor that detects when a spot is real dirty and continues over that spot until clean. What a mess!Lesson: Do not run vaccum when not at home!! Paul, This should really be in the humor forum. Sorry about Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Paul..... I promise I am not rolling all over the floor laughing.... Really..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Ok so for Christmas I got the wife one of the Roomba robotic vaccum cleaners! What a hit, she loves it and tells everyone how great it is.........well that was until last night. I get home first and open up the door only do be speechless and shocked. Well you see we have two beagles. One is about 17lbs and the other is 47lbs. Now the big one has no problems but the little one thinks she's a princess and does not like to go outside when it is wet. So what does she do? She craps one the floor and the damn vaccum cleaner proceeds to try and pick it up but just spreads it all over the house for an hour. I mean ALL over the house. I'm not lying when I say there was shit everywhere. Plus the vaccum was a total stinky mess. I was in shock and did not know where to even start that clean up job. And good thing it has a sensor that detects when a spot is real dirty and continues over that spot until clean. What a mess!Lesson: Do not run vaccum when not at home!! That would make a great plot for a sitcom..... on cable (of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 What I hate is I can't stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al503 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 You can't make this kind of sh*t up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckbradley Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Paul, Sorry for your crappy :lol: day. I couldnt help it. Really I am sorry for the mess you have to clean up. Its just too funny but I dont have to clean it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el pres Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Paul..... I promise I am not rolling all over the floor laughing.... Really..... +1 Sorry about your mess man but that is funny stuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Lord, I apologize for laughing so hard at Paul's sh#tty experience, please forgive me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Paul, A hearty "Thank you!" for someone having a crappier day than mine. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Oh man...that is just priceless Sorry about the mess Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Dang, Just tell friends your floors have the 'weathered' look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Paul..... I promise I am not rolling all over the floor laughing.... Really..... The Floor is too dirty to roll on , But that is ....Just terrible Terribly funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtr Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I feel bad for laughing so hard at this. I gave my wife one of these too for xmas and she loves it. Fortunately we don't let the Roomba and the dogs interact unsupervised. Let us know how the clean up goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm sorry but that is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulW Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Ya'll suck for laughing at this! OK I can laugh at it now also......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Nothing like coming home to a shit bomb from your dogs.... Damn funny story - and I hate it too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 OK I can laugh at it now also......... That is what I was waiting for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) Paul..... I promise I am not rolling all over the floor laughing.... Really..... me either The mental picture of the Roomba just running back and forth, back and forth, back and forth....... dj Edited January 24, 2008 by dajarrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Ya'll suck for laughing at this! OK I can laugh at it now also......... Now every time I see your avatar I'll wonder....Is that "Princess..?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulW Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) No that's the fat beagle Millie (47 lbs). Maggie the little shit (literally) is only 17 lbs. Well 16.5 lbs after she crapped all over! Never knew you could get such good mileage from a turd. New fuel maybe? ARGH...it was painful. I really wanted to throw the vaccum out. But there are not cheap so I cleaned it. What a mess. Edited January 24, 2008 by PaulW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bierman Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Damn....thats......just......nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I just went outside and told Snoopy about your misfortunes..... He just wagged his tail...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulW Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Bedell should post a pic of his beagle Chip.....he's a 5 gallon bucket with legs! Snoopy would always be welcome in our house, errr, well as long as he does not crap on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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