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My fav one liner from that film....

"Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cos I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf)#$@$er."

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There ain't nothing shaking at a titty bar worth $1.3 million.

Said to me at work two weeks ago when discussing the Adam "Pacman" Jones debacle. I thought it was funny.

Trust me, it is funny. And true.

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It's a dog eat dog world and I am wearing Milkbone underware

Stand-up philosopher?... Oh! you're a Bull@#$% Artist!

One of my students used the second one on me last week to describe my profession. <_<

The first one is Norm from "Cheers". One of my favorite Norm-isms; How's life treating you? Like a baby treats a diaper. :blink:

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Jesus Christ! It's like playing cards with my sisters kids!

What is that from?

Tombstone

Thank you. I remember now. It's been driving me nuts.

Edited to add:

Check out the big brain on Brad.

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One of my favorite Norm-isms; How's life treating you? Like a baby treats a diaper. :blink:

Another of my favorites Norm-isms:

"How's the world treating you, Mr. Peterson?"

"Like I slept with it's wife!"

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More Firefly stuff:

"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"

"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in rutting command here."

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."

- Jayne Cobb

"Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

"Fully loaded, safety off. This here's a recipe for unpleasantness."

"Yep... that went well."

- Mal

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I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead.

You bring a posse into my best hideout and ask if I mind?

All I did was kiss the girl.

Isn't that what you said back in Turley?

The French are a race of assassins though they can't shoot worth a damn. Present company excluded of course.

Talking about the Queen again Bob? On Independence Day?

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