IronEqualizer Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 YOU TELL 'EM I'M COMIN.......AND HELL'S COMIN WITH ME!!!! WYATT EARP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walangkatapat Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 (edited) "Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog." Edited July 4, 2007 by walangkatapat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Dolphins are intelligent & friendly ......... on Rye bread with some mayonnaise! [Eric Cartman] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairtrigger Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 It's a dog eat dog world and I am wearing Milkbone underware Stand-up philosopher?... Oh! you're a Bull@#$% Artist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Some days you're the dog, Some days you're the hydrant dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 CM2: "Tina's here--we're getting back together...!" CM1: "...Hey, give us a minute!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'd love to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my A$$.... D.W. / New Orleans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek45 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 (edited) Unforgiven: Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid. Edited July 4, 2007 by Derek45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 You ever see a one eyed woman cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek45 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Someone's gotta go back for a shit-load of dimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Say 'What' again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Mmmmm .......... This is a tasty burger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 CUZ SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS, AND YOU GOT YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT. Pretty ferocious, ain't I.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek45 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail. Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'd say that's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man. Ain't much of a crime whacking a surly bartender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Tommy Boy- "I can get a good look at a steak if I stick my head up your ass" Car Parts Store Owner- "Son, I'm not sure I'm following you" Tommy Boy- "Wait.....It's got to be your bull" Richard- "You have derailed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfinney Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Jesus Christ! It's like playing cards with my sisters kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Jesus Christ! It's like playing cards with my sisters kids! What is that from? Here are some of my favorite Caddy Shack lines: 1)Hey Wang, I think this club is restricted so don't tell them you're Jewish. 2)You wanna make 14 bucks the hard way. 3)You, pick up that blood. 4)Thousand bucks says you slice in the woods. 5)Tell the cook this meat still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. 6)We have a pool and a pond....... 7)You're lean and mean and not too far between I'll bet are you. 8)Ahhh, that's the worst looking hat I ever saw. I bet if you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup. Looks good on you. Later on...Hey Whitey, where's your hat. 9)Hey Whitey, how about that grand you owe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markcic Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back. Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledge Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Jesus Christ! It's like playing cards with my sisters kids! What is that from? Tombstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronEqualizer Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 mmmmmmm.....bacon.......it's not bacon it's squirrel.......mmmmmmm....squirrel. without a paddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMoore Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I may be the only one in the theatre who laughed at this one during Wedding Crashers, but I liked this response to "Honey, it's okay to be vulnerable sometimes. It's just me." "Why don't you go get me a 7-Up, okay? 'cause I think might get vulnerable again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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