ap3 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Ok, I got a new one from a guy at work under the Fatherly advice thought. In trying to get his son to mature he told him he needed a mailbox because: "When you get a mailbox you get responsibilty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 "Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life. William Ralph Anderson The original mr.anderson...well, not counting his dad. I'm a shell of a man trapped in a life I don't understand. -SA I'm a shell of a man trapped in a body I don't understand. - A friend of mine who shall remain nameless after hearing the above improvised line and remarking, "that's cool, I'm gonna start saying that." He still gets it wrong every other time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadetree Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 If you're not learning some thing you're just not paying attention. The more people I know the more I like my dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dang It Dan Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 From my Dad; You can't beat an education.....no matter where you get it! and the always popular: "Did that hurt?.....Did you learn something?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsablazin Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 When your dumb you gotta' be tough! Robin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Life is hard,It's even harder if you are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 "Life's hard. Get a helmet." -- Vlad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowhand Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I want to become the person my dog thinks I am. Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bierman Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy- Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dang It Dan Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 And, this just in...... In Beer, there is strength, In Wine, there is wisdom, In water, there is bacteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 "A golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range." might have been jeff cooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessej Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 When one walks with the lost, one can either be lost or show the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Never place an empty magazine back on your belt. That way you will never have an empty magazine on your belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Never place an empty magazine back on your belt. That way you will never have an empty magazine on your belt. Sounds almost like a Yogi-ism.... Probably one of those, I been there , done that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Gaines Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.William Ralph Anderson The original mr.anderson...well, not counting his dad. I believe Benjamin Franklin was the person who originally said that quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 A few from Heinlein: "You can't conquer a free man, the most you can do is kill him." "Never let an oaf cause you to lose your judgement" "As courage is bravery in the face of fear, virtue is right conduct in the face of temptation. If there is no temptation, there can be no virtue" "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you!" "Honest arrogance is the mark of a master." Different sources: "In waking a tiger, use a long stick." Moa Tse-Tung "Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride." Chef Anthony Bourdain "If you can't trust a man's word, it won't help much to have it in writing." Harry Truman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rusert Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" . . . John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chp5 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 My dad told me: "Be drunk or stupid - but not both at the same time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Dave Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 My favorites from I don't remember where... Never eat at a place called "Mom's." Never play cards with a man named "Doc." Never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you have. (This could also apply to the other gender.) Dave Wallace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Today's Maku Mozo! quote: "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyfalkon Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 its hard being an optimist when you always expect the worst and hope for the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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