EricW Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 From: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...=20944&st=0 Update: Erik Warren wants breasts and a sponsorship. Eric Wesselman likes breasts, but prefers them on the appropriate gender. Eric realizes sponsors don't hand out bread to clueless boobs with C-Cards. Erik Warren is kicking ass and taking names as a shooter: OPEN Class: M Pct: 90.28 High Pct: 90.28 LIMITED Class: GM Pct: 94.20 High Pct: 95.83 LIMITED10 Class: M Pct: 88.73 High Pct: 88.73 PRODUCTION Class: M Pct: 60.75 High Pct: 60.75 REVOLVER Class: U Pct: 0.00 High Pct: 0.00 Eric Wesselman is still sucking ass after nearly everyone else that started out on the forum years ago has gone off and got their M and/or G-cards: OPEN Class: U Pct: 0.00 High Pct: 0.00 LIMITED Class: C Pct: 59.02 High Pct: 59.02 LIMITED10 Class: U Pct: 0.00 High Pct: 0.00 PRODUCTION Class: C Pct: 49.61 High Pct: 49.61 REVOLVER Class: U Pct: 0.00 High Pct: 0.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike cyrwus Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 yeah, but you got a cool dog, and youre a mouse fart away from a B card, and a sponsorship.... ...if you get a boobjob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Erik Warren is kicking ass and taking names as a shooter:OPEN Class: M Pct: 90.28 High Pct: 90.28 LIMITED Class: GM Pct: 94.20 High Pct: 95.83 LIMITED10 Class: M Pct: 88.73 High Pct: 88.73 PRODUCTION Class: M Pct: 60.75 High Pct: 60.75 REVOLVER Class: U Pct: 0.00 High Pct: 0.00 With percentages like those in 4 different divisions the "K" man can have anything he wants on his chest and I will still call him Sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Religious Shooter Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 According to Taran Butler on the Burkett podcast: Erik Warren dominated Butler and TGO by winning the pistol portion of the 3 Gun Nationals a couple of years ago. Eric Wesselman shoots faster than Manny Bragg. Too bad he doesn't hit anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 LOL...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 According to Taran Butler on the Burkett podcast:Erik Warren dominated Butler and TGO by winning the pistol portion of the 3 Gun Nationals a couple of years ago Yes he did! I was squadded with him and let me tell you, if he had not had rifle problems and a so-so shotgun portion of the match he could have won the whole Limited shebang (no Tactical Scope back then). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted October 1, 2006 Author Share Posted October 1, 2006 Eric Wesselman shoots faster than Manny Bragg. Too bad he doesn't hit anything. I pull the trigger faster than Manny - as do many of my C-card brethren. Manny hits targets and gets from one spot to another about 10X faster than I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 (edited) Have to go with Mike on this one. Eric and Trapr have sewn up the "Incredibly Cute Puppy" category. If Eric gets a job handling boobs, he may never come home from work. Liota Edited October 1, 2006 by Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 (edited) I have a cute dog, a cousin Eric, and a C card, can I get a sponsor too? Edited October 2, 2006 by Middle Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfinney Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Aw, come on Eric, just do what every other "sponsored wanna be" does: invent a cool shooting product, market it, and then you can wear your own company's shirt...... Oh, sorry, you've already done that See, you're sponsored already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted October 2, 2006 Author Share Posted October 2, 2006 Aw, come on Eric, just do what every other "sponsored wanna be" does: invent a cool shooting product, market it, and then you can wear your own company's shirt...... Oh, sorry, you've already done that See, you're sponsored already! Buwahahaha!!! Oh yeah...me as a sponsored shooter of my own product. There's a winning plan for chasing off my remaining six....err....make that five customers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I thought you had to have a logo to put on the shirt? I don't see a logo Eric! ericwesselman.com just isn't enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Aw, come on Eric, just do what every other "sponsored wanna be" does: invent a cool shooting product, market it, and then you can wear your own company's shirt...... Oh, sorry, you've already done that See, you're sponsored already! Buwahahaha!!! Oh yeah...me as a sponsored shooter of my own product. There's a winning plan for chasing off my remaining six....err....make that five customers. Hey Eric, you'd still have me as a regular customer ------ but there are quality control issues with that. Your product is so good, that I can't wear it out...... For the most part, I'm still on my first grip two years later...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 OK OK OK....now Carina is beating on me via PM (which I still prefer to Carina roundhousing me in person). Three facts are abundantly obvious: 0. I am my own worst spokesperson. 1. I need to make a logo up yesterday. 4. Erik Warren shoots better than I do...which puts him in great company with Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 You guys kill me!!!! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run n Gun Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Hey Eric,you'd still have me as a regular customer ------ but there are quality control issues with that. Your product is so good, that I can't wear it out...... For the most part, I'm still on my first grip two years later...... Yeah me too. While I'm not on my first grip I am still on my first set. I ordered a second set of grips, hmm, maybe a year ago and I have yet to open the package! Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 (edited) ericw sponsoring Erik Warren. that's the ticket! the techwear shirt has falsies inserted! lol! lynn run away lynn, run. Edited October 3, 2006 by lynn jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 OK OK OK....now Carina is beating on me via PM (which I still prefer to Carina roundhousing me in person). Uhm...It's Chuck Norris that delivers round house kicks. How in the world would you ever confuse me with Chuck Norris...?? Wait, let me attach a visual aid... My gun is prettier and I shoot better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Boy if that isn't asking for some photoshoppin'.. too bad the October contest started already.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Shred I am with you...I can think of soooo many things to do to that picture...LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 OK OK OK....now Carina is beating on me via PM (which I still prefer to Carina roundhousing me in person). Uhm...It's Chuck Norris that delivers round house kicks. How in the world would you ever confuse me with Chuck Norris...?? Wait, let me attach a visual aid... My gun is prettier and I shoot better I totally agree, but Chuck never has to reload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos Custom Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Easy to confuse: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 (edited) Okay, I just thought I should let you know that I'll be offline for a bit learning how to deliver fatal round house kicks. Chuck happens to live in the DFW area and by coincidence he will be doing a bo-flex video at our aikido club's dojo. No, really. Edited October 4, 2006 by carinab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 OK OK OK! I'll work up a logo. Please don't kill me. And please don't photochop Carina anymore. I have this horrid fear of Chuck teaching her the secret Ninja "This is How You Bend Eric's Limited Gun into a Horseshoe technique." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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