USPshooter Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 This is the truth! my woman is of peruvian decent, she fits into about 90% of that = ) they are the greatest women in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 So we're at the local match last weekend. Daniel brought his wife and cute 5 year old son, and Andrea is alternating between playing with him and admiring Vilma's Open gun. To cure both problems before they got out of hand I said the same thing: Stop playing with that, I'm not getting you one of those yet. So then when asked about where my open gun was I reverse the old joke and said "I got my wife for that gun. Good trade, huh?" I crack myself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbletap_ed Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Don’t quit your day job you will go very hungry trying to be a comedian. I don’t care who you are that’s not funny….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Sure it is... Lighten up - it's his wife, his gun and his thread...(you did read the rest of this thread, right?). Kevin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbletap_ed Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Kevin, Man you would think I had called him a bad name or something. I shoot with him all of the time and I think we have given each other a harder time on the range. Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFD Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 We can be a protective group sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Kevin,Man you would think I had called him a bad name or something. I shoot with him all of the time and I think we have given each other a harder time on the range. Ed Gotta' remember those smilie emoticons as sarcasm/jesting via the written word can fall flat of it's intent..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbletap_ed Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Ok, no more fast replies for me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'm cool. Must have missed the twinkle in yer eye. All smiles now. Kevin C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 (edited) No offense taken. but which one wasn't funny? ok.....fine, I withdraw that one. They are like lawyer jokes; there's only two....the rest are all true. Edited February 21, 2006 by dirtypool40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I got a gun for my wife and it was the best trade I ever made. Even my girl friend thinks so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Mikes Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 (edited) Latina Rules Are Real Now THERE'S a couple that knows how to fight! Tue Mar 14, 2006 09:36 AM ET MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday. In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said. Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns. A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information. In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other. Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight. Edited April 8, 2006 by Two Mikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) And hence another rule. Only date a Latina if you are a compeititve guy, and therefore must have THE trump card for the "my girl has a temper" exchanges. When someone starts up with "yeah, my wife is.... [redhead, Italian, Irish, German, a trained suicide bomber] just lean back and smile, cuz you win. Our first new one after almost a YEAR of this wonderful thread lying dormant. WE"RE BACK!!! Edited March 22, 2007 by dirtypool40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) The Funny bone is itching again, so here's another one. Only date a Latina IF: You can accept that they are not only supremely sensual, but extremely competitive. Therefore if you are caught comparing those "curvy little hot rods", inprint, online or in conversation, you can accept that there may very well be an impromptu oil wrestling competition to determine who's body is "la tuti". <= Camba for "the bestest". Webcams preferred, flash photogrpahy distracts the contestants. ...sorry, yeah sorry about that one, must be J's influence. I am so outta control, I'm gonna catch a beatin' Edited March 22, 2007 by dirtypool40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I am gonna gracefully not respond to the above post!! Beyond saying I am not responding that is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight. Now that's love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMS42 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 (edited) You have not lived.... She had fiery red hair from her Scots-Irish mother. Her father was German. She was an exchange student from Argentina. Very fast temper, very stubborn, very much Latin, very animated. And you did not even let your eyes flick towards another girl. And since this was 1959-1960 you had better show her the proper courtesies--she did not open doors. She was also very seldom on time. If the date was for 7 she was not ready until about 7:30. If I showed at 7:15 she was not ready until 7:45 and was now angry because I was late. It was fun, fast, furious, frustrating, interesting and over much too soon as she was only there for one year. But what a year! Edited March 23, 2007 by DMS42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 (edited) Yup there is always a bit of that "testing" and it's hard to know whether they really want control, want you to take control or they just want to ratchet up the tension a little. I actually had a girl I dated down South, pick little fights with me, almost constantly over a little things like dessert choice or pulling the (substantial) hair on my arms. When I finally stopped short and very pleasantly went "OK, WTF?" She just smiled and said it's ok it was just "luchar" and she liked it. Luchar: to fight. Yup, check please. We're done. Edited March 23, 2007 by dirtypool40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 She just smiled and said it's ok it was just "luchar" and she liked it. Luchar: to fight. Yup, check please. We're done. I don't think that attitude is a uniquely Latina thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 yeah, you have a point. But to openly admit it's a part of thier recipe for passion? *DING* 100% Latina!!! Any other "species" would admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations. A little State Dept. humor there for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 yeah, you have a point. But to openly admit it's a part of thier recipe for passion?*DING* 100% Latina!!! Any other "species" would admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations. A little State Dept. humor there for you. I have NEVER dated a Latina, but have admired some of yours!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 ps: Fifteen years married to this one:Attached File(s) Gory.jpg ( 67.98k ) Now how could such a sweet looking woman possibly have a temper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 (edited) ps: Fifteen years married to this one: Now how could such a sweet looking woman possibly have a temper? Duane, The sweet looks are part of the "trap". They are born with the temper, then their moms coach them, when they get to school they compete with their friends to see who's meaner. And it goes on. They have it down to a science. But then there is the smooth, soft, tanned skin, the soft full lips, the deep light brown eyes, the hips, the tiny waist... OK, gotta go! Edited to add the happy camper pic. Now I gotta go... Edited March 24, 2007 by Nemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Nemo I know you, and now that I have seen your wife, I am really proud of you!!! I love people that have TRULY over-achieved in life!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Nemo Just forget anything Jay says and know that you are a very lucky guy to have a wife like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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