Flexmoney Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I tried for the zero, but came up just a little short. That just made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I got a 1, what did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob H Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I am soooo tired of being a loser..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I scored "1" . . . I got busted on the mirror question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run n Gun Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Zero, goose egg, nada, bupkis, zip point shjt… Thank God!!! Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Joey I figured you for shoes, to match your spandex outfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 I got 4 right. 1) I gotta use gel in my hair, its pretty scary without, cross between Don King and Buckwheat. 2)shoes, they said no sneakers, but what about cleats, work shoes, driving boots etc? 3) gotta wear boxer briefs, so much more comfortable...and sporty too. 4)books, re-read an old classic....BE's book of course!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 JoeyI figured you for shoes, to match your spandex outfits. Sneakers don't count! I have an assortment of highly customized Nike "Air Force Ones." I got 'em at the same places where that hip hopper "Nelly" buys his. Excuse . . . I gotta get stompin' in my Air Force Ones . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted October 20, 2003 Author Share Posted October 20, 2003 We have a winner! I didn't think anybody would score over 3. Wait, did you say gel? That is so 1985, according to grooming expert Kyan from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. You need some modern hair products. Remember, work the Product in back to front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Back to front? WTF? Gel in hand --> gel in both hands --> gel being pushed back through hair --> hands "styling" hair (aka, patting down the parts that are sticking up too much) --> wipe hands on jeans to remove excess gel. If anyone tells you any different, they're either insane or have a TV show with 4 of their "friends." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted October 20, 2003 Author Share Posted October 20, 2003 wipe hands on jeans to remove excess gel You would not endear yourself to Carson, the fashion/couture expert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 I don't even know what the hell "coutoure" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 I got "File not found" after the submit. Is that real bad or real good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 "I got "File not found" after the submit. Is that real bad or real good?" "....cross between Don King and Buckwheat." LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Okay, I got a 2. I have three pairs of shoes and there was something about gourmet coffee or something like it in there. L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted October 20, 2003 Author Share Posted October 20, 2003 But it's a test for guys. Nonetheless... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Sweeney Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 I needed a "None of the above" button. TYhe Friday night question was lame, and as for what I read, I go through far too much to be pinned down to three categories, and what I read "lately." Is lately this morning (three newspapers), yesterday (add a book) or the last week (three books, a training manual and five magazines)? Metro-eat-my-shorts. A marketing idea whipped into a pseudo news event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBaneACP Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Jeez, I scored a ZERO, too! Thankfully, I just bought some "hair product" as a result of the television gig. It's epoxy, or something close. I taped the Fab 5 episode where they explain how to use hair care products correctly (DANGER, Will Robinson! Flies stuck in the 'do!), and I figure if I study it enough I'll be okay. Also, I just saw the SOUTH PARK episode on "Metro-Sexual." I heartily recommend it to young and old alike. "Crab people...crab people...crab people..." Michael B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Atfer seeing everyone in South Park going Metro', I think I understand this topic more! But I don't understand the "Like Beckham" reference in the subtitle of the topic. I thought it was something about the movie "Bend It Like Beckham," but now?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 David Beckham is a British soccer player. He's also metro-sexual. Both the movie and this thread refer to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 i'm latino! crab people suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Wait? I thought Buckwheat grew up to become Don King? The age is just about right. Hey.....I never saw them appear together in public either....... Rant mode on: FWIW, the guys who wrote that meterosexual test must be typical sports addicted couch potato wimps! "Oh, look at Donovan McNabb, he's so manly!" The whole sports worship culture makes me shake my head. The guys who wrote the test are metrosexual! Dudes! Watching grown men chase a ball around a well groomed lawn or shiny wood floor ought to make us sleepy! This quiz didn't even have any decent answers to choose from. How about :How many pairs of Danner's do you own? How large is your selection of wood spitting tools? When was your last really cool blood spurting accident? And for the record, Spec-Ops Brand and Blackhawk are considered common sense ways to accessorize in some social circles. ARRRGH! The modern American couch potato, just like a proud-cut gelding, running around neutered and still acting like he has a set. Rant mode off Just kidding now sports fans, but I just never saw the sense in having 57 sports channels all talking about the same thing. I wish men would just play sports instead of watching them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Dude! From your rant, it looks like you think being or going "Metro" is a good thing! It's not! Metro es muy malo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Rhino, I figured I'd get busted for my little rant. Glad it was you! I guess I outta 'splain where I was coming from. I know it wasn't a serious poll, it's just that most of those questions had either a bubba or wimp answer. I was ranting against the stereotype. I'm neither a bubba or a wimp. I wear a hard hat and steel-toed boots everyday, so my hair-do is held by sweat instead of mousse. But, I do groom my eyebrows on occasion. I'd rather spend time with my wife than swilling beer with the boys. I like good literature, sometimes I read a good book more than once. Casual shoes are a rare treat if I ever get to wear them. So, if some ESPN sports writer thinks that my personal style calls my sexuality into question, then I figure he needs to get a life because he spends way too much time on ESPN, pornography, and beer. Remember Z.Z. Top? - Every girls crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 then I figure he needs to get a life because he spends way too much time on ESPN, pornography, and beer. You say that like it's a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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