3quartertime Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 (edited) Ok folks, Someone we all know has been getting pumped up quite a bit lately. I might have actually started it so here I am to start this... Let's have a traditional Friars Roast for the one and only Flexmoney. He is 'The Hammer', but I promise this time we can poke some fun and get away with it. I'll start; He has no life. All he does is surf this forum looking for dots to cross and crosses to dot. He always wears that stoopid OSU hat. Except for the fact that it is a Big Ten school who would want to advertise for those losers... He talks about his painting skills, but then Jen has to finish the job. (probably got his arse kicked over that!!!) Pile on!!! Edited April 29, 2009 by Flexmoney fixed your Pa-doo educated typo. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 He is also listed on the national regestry of tupperware dealers. And He once ..Turned me into a NEWT Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 He is also listed on the national regestry of tupperware dealers.And He once ..Turned me into a NEWT Jim Did you get better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 And Do Beware of what you post. The MAN has a way of installing it under your avatar dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 He puts his hand in the paint and the paint on the paper. Loves a Clamato every now and then. Views stop lights as "optional" signals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Is it true that he thinks speed limit signs are recommendations???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Can't drive a golf cart..... ....Crashes golf cart's better than anyone I know --- it's always the passengers who wind up picking themselves out of the dirt..... ....given his propensity for posting at all hours, doesn't need any sleep, gets plugged into an electrical outlet for battery recharging instead..... ....has been known to sound like a squealing five year old girl when busted for coming home late (or was that early?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcCracken Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 And Do Beware of what you post. The MAN has a way of installing it under your avatar dj I always wondered how that happened. I also wonder how he has time to shoot or practice given the number of posts he makes. And who's the kid in his avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranDoc Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 ... and sometimes, the better part of valor is knowing when to say nothing .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Dont know where he got his taste for Clamato from. Probably from Flyin40 who loves a good "Captain & Dt. Coke". And while Flex might dislike "Red Lights" on the street, I hear he is a big fan of "Red Lights" in bars. He swears that if you mix Killians Red & Bud Light that it somehow tastes good. But I have yet to try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 ... and sometimes, the better part of valor is knowing when to say nothing .... Hmmmm .... where's the FUN in that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Good stuff... Come on everyone. Open season on Flex!!! Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 That is if by chance any of you has a pair... He He He... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Pick one and practice... Sounds like an issue with boogers and noses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpops Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Don't know Flex personally....but you should make him "do a search" to find the results of this Roast. Have the search feature "Rick Role" him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 I do know Flex and that's exactly what I'm talking about... Unload both barrels!!! This is a limited time offer. Neither Flex or Brian will boast about themselves or defend themselves in public, but the mod staff will. Here is your chance to unload on the big guy!!! Give him all you got!!! :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herky Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 "Don't know Flex personally" Trying to figure out if this is a good thing or a bad thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 He'll CRO a stage, and the night before you shoot get you to go pitcher-to-pitcher with him at the bar. (Actually, that one's my fault ) All I know is that right before bed, the Boogieman checks his closet several times for Flex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Hefta Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Don't know Flex personally....but you should make him "do a search" to find the results of this Roast.Have the search feature "Rick Role" him. +1 That is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I already told him he had a purty mouth and look where that got me! I sure ain't gonna say what I *really* think of him! (Don't want to see him pull out that green highlighter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I was wonder what that PM for 3QT was about. All it said was "HAHHA...LOL" Meanwhile...I was busy trying to work out some of todays moderator issues. Like...putting this thread in the proper forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Some of you might not know how much fun this stuff is for Kyle and I. A kind of release valve in a way... But if you have a weak heart stand back cause I plan on poking the Hammer till he pops!!! I like this roast so I think it goes HERE!!! :roflol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ok,,, Here we go... Flex is a really great guy. He's so great he has modeled himself after another great. Alexander the Great. Problem is the only part that he can relate to is the part about Alexander being light in the loafers... One time I was riding in a cab with Flex. We rode to the event and when we got out it was time to pay the tab. I had been buying all night so I look at him for some help. He looks back, pulls his donkey ears out and tells me the only thing he has to give is shootin advice. The cab driver tells him to put is junk back in his trunk and stop messing with me. I tell him that Flex can't help it he's proud. The cab driver says his two year old son has more to be proud of. Flex doesn't speak 'cab driver' so I told the driver he had to go visit his sick mother... Flex is the type guy that would give you the shirt off his back... Problem is when he takes his shirt off young children start to collect money for his crazy expensive back hair removal, gender reassignment surgery... Ok, GET IM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdstihl Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 His post count is only slightly higher than the number of threads he's closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Does he even shoot, or just moderate the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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