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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?


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Hell... I am a badass. I can whup 36 5 yr. olds.... :rolleyes:

The Zombie quiz is flawed... 76%. At home I could arm 20 or 30 of my closest neighbors and have ammo for all the Zombies leaving the average college football game. At work during a normal day we would probably have half the Corpus Christi Swat guys as well as 2 or 3 of the top 20 3 gunners in the US there. Add in the normal group of rednecks, deer hunters, retired Sgt Majors, and contractors home on leave from the sand box and I would feel pretty good about that scenario too.....

My dead worth is $57.00 and I can't spell Geek. :cheers:

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Damn...... :P

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I can take 32 of them, but I am willing to swing one as a weapon. :)

Close... 31 and I agreed to swing one of the worms by his appendages as well.

My Body is a battery too!

Your Body is Producing 356 Watts!

This is 42% MORE wattage than the average person

* You could light up 4 light bulbs

* You could power 89 iPods

* You could power 2 Xbox 360s

* 3 of you would be needed to keep a refrigerator running

Oh, and my cadaver is only worth $4190 <_<

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OK,

30 5 YO's I supose if I were younger I could have done more, I assume they were along the lines of the Children of the Korn or one of those other English horror movies.

50% Geek No that is funny right there. I need Remedial Computers for Dummies

79% Lush Just because I know what is in a drink, doesn't mean I drink it!

65% chance of survivig the Zombies. I suppose that Shooting throught he door would have maybe increased my chances?

My worth alive just slightly overshadows the value of my dead body @ $ 3575.00

Jim

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