Vagus Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 you would really have to be here to appreciate the horrific foul stench that my dog can produce. She is an English mastiff and is getting close to topping the 200 pound mark. She passes gas like a human, full on auditory and olfactory assult on the senses. To top it off her new favoret place is under the bed, which she doesn't exactly fit well. Or at all. So I can FEEL when she lets one rip too. I won't complain about the eathquake when she tries to exit her stink cave quickly becuase she finally stopped going under the kitchen table and getting it stuck on her back this running through the house with it to get it off. I have to banish her from the room tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 My wife was once convinced that garlic in our 15 year old Springers diet was the answer to his aches and pains. He still couldn't walk well, but he could wake us up in the middle of the night by wrecking the air in our bedroom! It brings me near tears of laughter thinking about that. I'll never forget Sam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadetree Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I have two dogs that individually expell farts bad enought to be considered leathal weapons. When they fart in unison not even they can stand too stay in the room maybe we should rent them out for political conventions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 One of our four earned the nickname "Pooter" for a reason We beleive she suffers from "Toxic Ass Syndrome", or at least did for a long time... somehow, seems to be cured now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Although I have a Cocker Spaniel that can hold her own with most any small breed, you guys are killin' me dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sometimes we just BLAME the dog I couldn't find just the cartoon, but found a t-shirt with it on it. dj (if someone has the original cartoon, I'd love to get a copy of it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Payne Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 You think a large dog is bad. I have a paint mare (horse) that is horrible! I swear, you can see her stomach shrink as she lets loose a blast that lasts about 30 seconds. I envy the feeling she must get from it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 (if someone has the original cartoon, I'd love to get a copy of it.) A slightly better image: http://www.mpam.gr/comics_/_cartoons/blame_dog.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 http://www.seefido.com/online-dog-vet/html..._flatulence.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Toxic Ass Syndrome! I am soo saving that one for the mental file! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Or like we used to say when we were kids, "Catch that one and paint it green!" CYa, Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throwin Lead Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 My avatar is a picture of Sugar Plum, my English bulldog, which by the way is distant cousin to the English Mastiff. Sugar is a full figured bully weighing in at 60 pounds. She has the most lethal ass! I swear she will fart from drinking a teaspon of water! I get a chuckle when she is napping, she snores rather loudly but when she pauses breathing LOOK OUT! I can hear a faint PSSST and the green azz gazz fills the room. Words can't describe the odor but the Toxic Ass Syndrome sums it up well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr2e Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) http://www.seefido.com/online-dog-vet/html..._flatulence.htm it's a lot of trial and error to find the right food but(T) it's worth it! Edited November 7, 2008 by dr2e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Yep. I highly recommend Innova EVO. All the cats and the dog are on it. It's expensive but we feed so much less that dollar per month wise it is about the same or even cheaper. And no gas. Just don't switch them over all at once. Transition over time or you WILL pay a price you aren't willing to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) We have a Lab who when the Mrs. gives in to her "But he likes human food" urges gives off smells that an infant switching over to solid food could not produce on a bet. Plus, then he looks over and smiles at you with that Beavis and Butthead Lab smile. Edited November 7, 2008 by Neomet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el pres Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 A friend had an AKC rottwieler that he fed the best, most potent, highest protien, food he could find for his prize. We would all go in a van towing a jet boat to the river in the summer. I can still remember the multiple times we would have to pull over on the side of the road and run out of the van leaving the dog in there. The dog did'nt even flinch at the comotion and just looked at us like, " where are you all going again".. Yes, it really was "that" bad Eye watering, paint peeling, nausia !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Oh man, how could I have forgotten??? Moving from Denver to St. Louis in 1968 with our nervous, carphobic black poodle that was being fed a steady diet of wet Alpo. It was the worst combination of a smell that would actually make you gag and my dad's unflinching belief that you only pulled over once the gas gauge was down to 1/8 of a tank. I swear the inside of that car smelled like the dog's long intestines a month after we got to St. Louis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedy169 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 My two bull dogs have the rank A$$ to often. The thing they do that gets me is when they express their anal glands. then lick the spot on the floor where they did it. It is just stomach turning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 My two bull dogs have the rank A$$ to often. The thing they do that gets me is when they express their anal glands. then lick the spot on the floor where they did it. It is just stomach turning. I've always felt this is why dogs lick their owners...to get rid of that taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_862 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 This is the funniest thing that I have heard today. Just makes my day;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Just don't switch them over all at once. Transition over time or you WILL pay a price you aren't willing to pay. I concur... you get a different kind of Toxic Ass Syndrome... Beware the fat content, though!!! The low fat Evo is still high enough fat content to qualify as a puppy food!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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