GARD72977 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Just got my timer and took off work early to go by the range and run a few racks. I was excited! Called my Girlfriend and ask her to stop by (its on her way home) BIG MISTAKE!!!!! First she cant get in the gate. (she cant work the combination lock) She calls me and says some one is pulling up what do I do. I tell her to ask them for a badge and let them in. She hangs up on me. (I'm not sure why) I try to call her back - cant get her. ( the range I'm on is the only one with the steel rack) I get in the car and at the same time her and another truck come in. They pull up on the range with me because the see me loading my gun case in the car. The moved to the back range thankfully. She gets out with a attitude. I ask her to time me. She complains about having to give me range commands. ( I had shortened them to only to -are you ready- and - stand by_) She is standing so far back I have to strain to hear her or the BEEP. I actually drew the gun to the sound of a shot on the back range one time. I was so pissed I did not enjoy shooting. I guess what I'm trying to say is I need to trade her in. Anyone have a chick that can open a lock and hit the go button on a timer that they are willing to trade? Description - Hot and dumb. Aurguminitive and Incapable of following simple instruction . TRADE OR SELL FOR BEST OFFER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) Edited August 14, 2008 by CHRIS KEEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scirocco38s Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 1st-you should have known better. Unless you met her and picked her up at the range there is no way she cares anything about what you are doing there. It is a waste of her time. 2nd-(and in my best Dan Fielding from night court voice) Is she hot..... then use her and dump her. She has no trade value. 3rd- Take her out and treat her to a nice dinner, make up and maybe she wont ever want to come back and bother you when you are shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rusert Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) I guess what I'm trying to say is I need to trade her in. Anyone have a chick that can open a lock and hit the go button on a timer that they are willing to trade? No, but I had a wife who ran all of the credit cards up past the limits, stayed out until all hours of the night with her "girlfriends" and hit me in the side of the head with a plate of spanish rice . . . Give her a kiss. Edited August 14, 2008 by Eastkoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Just be glad she doesn't want to use the timer in the bedroom. You'll have a tough time convincing her that faster is better. As for trading-in... most guys would be happy with a girl who was willing to participate AT ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterbenedetto Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 You cave time is your SHOOTING TIME!! enjoy your sport. Find a shooting buddy is my suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Got a picture of the gun that comes with her? JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alellis Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Chicks are for the bedroom or kitchen maybe the beach or a walk in the park but never ever the shooting range. What were you thinking man. Learn to operate that timer on your own. A whole new world will open up. al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoMiE Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Chicks are for the bedroom or kitchen maybe the beach or a walk in the park but never ever the shooting range.What were you thinking man. Learn to operate that timer on your own. A whole new world will open up. al They have a word for that...lonely single guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Mr. Keen saw "hot and dumb" and now wants pictures Just like any other high price trade item you'd find in the classifieds below, pictures vastly increase your chance of getting the item into someone else's hands. OTOH, if she's problematic, picky about what you can feed her, and generally runs like hell, you might get a well deserved kick in the garbage from the mods for taking advantage of your fellow BE'ers. ::sniff sniff:: I think I smell a misposted thread. Will it be going to go to the "what I hate" or "humor"? Oh, and as to your original post... run that puppy yourself...it's the only way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Time to move this thread to the Classifieds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Boudrie Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Look at the bright side - if you marry her, just get a dial combination lock on your safe and she won't even know if you've given her the correct combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighVelocity Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I see several worthy comments above... 1) This thread is worthless without pics 2) Is she hot 3) Learn how to operate the timer for yourself Number 1 is a requirement, number 2 is subjective, and number 3 is a must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I see several worthy comments above...1) This thread is worthless without pics 2) Is she hot 3) Learn how to operate the timer for yourself Number 1 is a requirement, number 2 is subjective, and number 3 is a must. Concur. that about summed it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Bell Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I see several worthy comments above...1) This thread is worthless without pics 2) Is she hot 3) Learn how to operate the timer for yourself Number 1 is a requirement, number 2 is subjective, and number 3 is a must. Concur. that about summed it up. My timer can do a random start with a min and max delay set. No other distractions involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I guess what I'm trying to say is I need to trade her in. You'll pardon me for saying so, but this situation is entirely of your own creation. Never, ever, try and mix two hobbies together. Would you try and mix shooting with scuba diving? How about shooting and golf? No, it just doesn't work. So why on earth would you try and mix shooting and girlfriends? That's just asking for trouble. GDR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RV man Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I run my timer by myself. My wife can get in the range by herself and run the timer for me, but I get really tired of getting SLAPPED in the head for being too slow! Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 1) Learn how to program the delay option on your timer, they all have one 2) WAGs can be fun at the range, IF they WANT to be there. 3) IF she is a GF and NOT a WIFE, and you are not totally happy, get rid of her, NOW, things won't get better with time!!!! 4) Post pics!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Some of you guys are...something else. There are women on this forum that have out shot each and every one of you. You might want to check your "chicks and guns don't mix" talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Some of you guys are...something else. There are women on this forum that have out shot each and every one of you. You might want to check your "chicks and guns don't mix" talk. Flex Please read #2 post #18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Just got my timer and took off work early to go by the range and run a few racks. I was excited! Called my Girlfriend . . .Description - Hot and dumb. Aurguminitive and Incapable of following simple instruction . TRADE OR SELL FOR BEST OFFER And she is your girlfriend because . . . ? Gee, what happened the first time you had her on the range (you know, the time where you introduced her to the sport, and made the range time all about HER)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritinUSA Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 And she is your girlfriend because . . . ?Gee, what happened the first time you had her on the range (you know, the time where you introduced her to the sport, and made the range time all about HER)? My thoughts exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Warrior Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 THANK YOU FLEX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Do you guys even know what a WAG is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritinUSA Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Do you guys even know what a WAG is? It was my nickname at school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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