LadyinBlue Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Jim and I were at the gun show today when a very well endowed female shopper came up to our table. She was wearing a very tight top that forced her um um um you know, boobs, out the top of her low cut blouse. I was not watching at the moment but Jim claims that her "left one" popped out. A few mintues later, Jim was trying to explain to me how her "left one" jumped out like a one-eyed bull dog jumping out of a gunny sack. Just picture Jim trying to explain this to me with his left arm flopping up and down mimicking the action of the escaped body part when he noticed the poor girl standing right behind me staring him straight in the eye. I never knew he could turn that many colors of red at one time. We have not quit laughing yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Santiago Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Jim and I were at the gun show today when a very well endowed female shopper came up to our table.She was wearing a very tight top that forced her um um um you know, boobs, out the top of her low cut blouse. I was not watching at the moment but Jim claims that her "left one" popped out. A few mintues later, Jim was trying to explain to me how her "left one" jumped out like a one-eyed bull dog jumping out of a gunny sack. Just picture Jim trying to explain this to me with his left arm flopping up and down mimicking the action of the escaped body part when he noticed the poor girl standing right behind me staring him straight in the eye. I never knew he could turn that many colors of red at one time. We have not quit laughing yet. What can you say???? OOooops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 It could only happen to Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Did Jim do the gentlemanly thing and help her with her, uh, wardrobe malfunction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I don't care who you are, THAT is some funny stuff!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 ummmmmmmmmm a one eyed bulldog. Must of though he was going to be bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chills1994 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 (edited) This thread is useless without pics! Ah, come on now! Ya just know somebody had to say it. LOL! Edited March 2, 2008 by Chills1994 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Ah, come on now! Ya just know somebody had to say it.LOL! True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Now that's an AD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Now that's an AD! ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrawandDuck Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I tried but just CAN NOT find ANY pictures of a ONE EYED BULLDOG.....but I did TRY!! Sorry....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 You ususally don't see Bazookas at a gun show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandbagger Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 accidental exposure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket35 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Sorry I missed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I don't know which would've been funnier to see--the 'wardrobe malfunction' or Jim's face!!!!! Jim and Nanci, don't ever go to a gun show again without a camera!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Aren't there lease laws at guns shows ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I must admitt it was quite embarrassing.... Just lucky no one got an eye put out Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Ummmmmm I can see it now, a blind bulldog jumping out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 My kind of gunshow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I don't recall ever seeing anything even CLOSE to that at a gun show... There's a routine regional gun show coming up here in mid-April. I'll let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Jim and I were at the gun show today when a very well endowed female shopper came up to our table.She was wearing a very tight top that forced her um um um you know, boobs, out the top of her low cut blouse. I was not watching at the moment but Jim claims that her "left one" popped out. A few mintues later, Jim was trying to explain to me how her "left one" jumped out like a one-eyed bull dog jumping out of a gunny sack. Just picture Jim trying to explain this to me with his left arm flopping up and down mimicking the action of the escaped body part when he noticed the poor girl standing right behind me staring him straight in the eye. I never knew he could turn that many colors of red at one time. We have not quit laughing yet. Timing is everything....my wife and I went to the show TODAY....maybe she wouldn't have thought it was boring if we went yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modoc Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Jim- I feel your pain man! We had a couple like that walking around at our show this weekend too! And then there were some of the others. Running the CAS table was interesting because I had all of the Grumpy Old Farts With Guns there and you could hear the neck bones creak as they followed some of these around Siggy, I wish you had been down here in CA for our show, you could have seen many an "interesting" thing wandering about, including a CAS/Mounted shooter wearing a "soilded dove" outfit with pistols on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Jim ... honestly ... if you weren't prepared to being shown a .38" at a gunshow ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 (edited) hey did she get the discount she was looking for? Edited March 4, 2008 by lynn jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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