dajarrel Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Every time mall ninja's come up I am reminded of a post from 2-3 years ago. Read it here. dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Gecko45 has to be a professional writer..... That stuff is absolutely priceless..... I nearly peed myself laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bret Heidkamp Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Actually, those mall ninjas don't have anything on the REAL Ninja site. Real Ultimate Power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Actually, those mall ninjas don't have anything on the REAL Ninja site. Real Ultimate Power " I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chills1994 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Did somebody say mall ninja's? On the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johann the Horrible Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 We have a couple over here in SA but we call them something else. (Come now women and children read this, surely you cannot expect me to publish something like that) Had great fun last year when a couple shot with us and they got a man sized butt whipping by my 13 year old daughter with a pink Browning HP. The worst was- she asked for a beer(loudly) after the shoot "Because I shot so badly and need something to feel better about" They seemed quite sick for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Santiago Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 My test results read the same as Shooter Grrls. 74% with the same explanation. Same here.....74% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 My test results read the same as Shooter Grrls. 74% with the same explanation. Same here.....74% I guess there's a little ninja in all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chp5 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I take some defense-oriented shooting classes from time to time. I show up in my jeans or shorts and a T shirt. I love the civilian guys who show up looking like they're a SF soldier about to deploy and acting all tough. More than that, I really love when they see a decent USPSA shooter shoot for the first time. They instantly become humble and want to be your buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markcic Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Everyone knows that the top mall ninjas get their training at the Dallas Ninjutsu Academy. It is some of the best Ninja firearms training I have seen. I plan to go there so I can be a Ninja at the local mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chp5 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Everyone knows that the top mall ninjas get their training at the Dallas Ninjutsu Academy. It is some of the best Ninja firearms training I have seen. I plan to go there so I can be a Ninja at the local mall. Man - those were some smoking mag changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bore Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Man I want to be a Dallas Ninja. Hey, can we do the ""combat roll" in the dirt and then shoot" and I agree some smokin' reloads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 More than that, I really love when they see a decent USPSA shooter shoot for the first time. They instantly become humble and want to be your buddy Tis waaaay better if you happen to be a decent USPSA shooter and female. They want to be your buddy, but but but - you're a grrl dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quigibo Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Everyone knows that the top mall ninjas get their training at the Dallas Ninjutsu Academy. It is some of the best Ninja firearms training I have seen. I plan to go there so I can be a Ninja at the local mall. Can't imagine why they would turn off ratings and comments for that video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-shot Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 OMG DUUUUUUUUDE, PLZ LISTEN TO GECKO45. I love it. He's such an undercover brother I don't think we even know....get training at DALLAS NINJUTSU/!11! Seriously this thread already ROX!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbadaboom Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I found the ULTIMATE MALL NINJA GUN for sale on gun broker. Every Mall Ninja should have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRNinTX Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 We had a mall ninja trying to crash our First Shots seminar on Saturday. He was telling a couple of the women that were there that he put one round with a nickel case in his magazine first, so when he saw the nickel fly out of his gun he would know to reload! We wanted to ask him if the slide locking back was a good indicator also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I found the ULTIMATE MALL NINJA GUN for sale on gun broker. Every Mall Ninja should have one. Some people just dont get it I think People who dress themselves and their guns up like that.......have serious mental health issues Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 We had a mall ninja trying to crash our First Shots seminar on Saturday. He was telling a couple of the women that were there that he put one round with a nickel case in his magazine first, so when he saw the nickel fly out of his gun he would know to reload! We wanted to ask him if the slide locking back was a good indicator also! You should suggest to Ninja-san that he put a double charge in the last bullet so that his exploding gun will distract his enemies while he makes his escape!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbadaboom Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Another "Mall Ninja" super secret tactic that I've heard of is to shoot yourself in the leg as you draw your gun so that the enemy will slip on your blood as their trying to chase you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I found the ULTIMATE MALL NINJA GUN for sale on gun broker. Every Mall Ninja should have one. Some people just dont get it I think People who dress themselves and their guns up like that.......have serious mental health issues Jim How would you like to have that guy for a next door neighbor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I found the ULTIMATE MALL NINJA GUN for sale on gun broker. Every Mall Ninja should have one. Some people just dont get it I think People who dress themselves and their guns up like that.......have serious mental health issues Jim How would you like to have that guy for a next door neighbor? I guess he would be better than some bunnyhumper Greenpeace guy Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midvalleyshooter Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 This stuff is just too funny. Surely its all a spoof for comedy? Tell me it is??? Or can someone in Dallas confirm the existance of "Dallas Nunjitsu"??? Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markcic Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I wonder if Mall Ninjas subscribe to this magazine. Or do they shoot airsoft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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