Sam Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Of all the mythical creatures out there haunting the byways and backwaters of pop culture lore like Santa Clause, Nessie, Chupacabra, an honest politician, which one is your favorite and why? I like Sasquatch best. Maybe it's because he's a big, stinky, solitary dude who always does his best to mind his own business and keep a very low profile. He just sneaks around all quite like, breaking wind and snickering about it. (Come to think of it, I have several friends like that.) Sasquatch is probably so Zenned out that folks walk right past him in the woods and don't see him unless they are really in a state of total presence and awareness. Then they see him and for a moment all is cool. But then they lose awareness and think," Woah, this is Bigfoot, just wait till I tell everyone".... which totally wrecks their sense of presence and they can't see him anymore, which is probably where he gets his reputation for elusiveness. If he's got a blaster, I'm thinking it's probabluy a single stack .45 he lifted from some clueless hunter or hiker that wasn't paying attention. I've never seen a Sasquatch and I'm not looking for one. But I do pay attention in the woods. And I always keep a close eye on my blaster, just in case. Cause if I ever lose it in the woods, I'm going to have to wonder?? Hey, I just think of stuff like this sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Mythical = That would be the "Large Breasted NempoWife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I'm gonna run with the Unassailable USPSA Directorasaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoMiE Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Liger - It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for it's skills in magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loves2Shoot Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Liger - It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for it's skills in magic. ROFL!!! You need to change your avatar, Napoleon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoMiE Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Liger - It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for it's skills in magic. ROFL!!! You need to change your avatar, Napoleon. My brothers call me Kip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 I'm gonna run with the Unassailable USPSA Directorasaurus. Eric, if you make that an "Unassailable Large breasted USPSA Nempho-Director" and I might drop 'ole Sas to second place. Of course, an Unassailable "Nempho -anything" is probably an oxy-moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) mythical critter Edited December 18, 2007 by GentlemanJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Oh you are so gonna pay for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Liger - It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for it's skills in magic. It's not mythical, it's real, although pretty scary ... Ligier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Edited December 18, 2007 by JThompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viggen Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Liger - It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for it's skills in magic. It's not mythical, it's real, although pretty scary ... Ligier. Half a ton???!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Half a ton???!!! For a 3m long (that's 10ft for you non-metric guys) feline, I can believe it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Yea, but can it do magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Yea, but can it do magic? How, yes! It can make 20lb of meat disappear in a split second, and it can do it several times per day ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Of all the mythical creatures out there haunting the byways and backwaters of pop culture lore like Santa Clause, Nessie, Chupacabra, an honest politician, which one is your favorite and why? What are you doing lumping Santa in with mythical creatures? You need to watch miracle on 34th street, my friend. Whats's next; maybe that the Easter Bunny can't lay eggs . Edited December 18, 2007 by North Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Oh you are so gonna pay for that... Nanc, Who says he ain't already payin Jim, I got your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leam Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 An ex-wife that tells your kid(s) the truth about what happened... Leam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Im with Alamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 The Perfect Double! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 A pro 2nd Amendment candidate for POTUS that has a chance in hell of winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2ipsc Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Mythical = That would be the "Large Breasted NempoWife" Who can cook... and reload... Edited December 18, 2007 by n2ipsc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 VibraPrime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 How did you happen to call him Harvey? Well, Harvey's his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Vampires. Super human strength and abilites are a plus...although the whole damned and sunlight thing is a bit of a bummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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