Carmoney Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says...................... . . . . "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 The Sensitive ManA woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says...................... . . . . "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Ouch. He's not likely to get a repeat performance, but hell, she got her choice of prizes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Baiting is not considered "fair chase" in most states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Baiting is not considered "fair chase" in most states. FAIR ...now -Thats --funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Sensitive man, my a**!!!! I would've beaten the holy crap out of him on the spot with the nearest blunt object. Then stuffed one of his prize frackin' bears down his throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Sensitive man, my a**!!!! I would've beaten the holy crap out of him on the spot with the nearest blunt object. Then stuffed one of his prize frackin' bears down his throat. I would suggest a less pleasant route for the bear Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Sensitive man, my a**!!!! I would've beaten the holy crap out of him on the spot with the nearest blunt object. Then stuffed one of his prize frackin' bears down his throat. Choose any bear from the bottom shelf.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Choose any bear from the bottom shelf.... LOL, well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NK-1124 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 SF Soldier sorry, had to beat merlin to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Sensitive man, my a**!!!! I would've beaten the holy crap out of him on the spot with the nearest blunt object. Then stuffed one of his prize frackin' bears down his throat. My word Siggy,....... such hostility. I thought the prize thing was pretty cool. Remind me never to give you a box of Cracker Jacks. Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I'm just wondering if this was Z Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 "I would suggest a less pleasant route for the bear..." I'd already given that some thought, but was trying to be at least marginally demure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I'm just wondering if this was Z Hunter. Hmmmm I do recall him posting something about bears Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I'm just wondering if this was Z Hunter. I think she was a top shelf'er, but might have required a repeat performance to confirm that. Maybe just pick one from the top shelf for her!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Baiting is not considered "fair chase" in most states. FAIR ...now -Thats --funny Baiting usually is done with a fat wallet or a nice car..... Teddy Bears ...hmmmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Baiting is not considered "fair chase" in most states. FAIR ...now -Thats --funny Baiting usually is done with a fat wallet or a nice car..... Teddy Bears ...hmmmmm..... In South Florida, a hot tub works really well, the old standby is always chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Now I need to ask my wife where she's getting all these Teddy bears.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 baiting can also be done with the following phrase. "I am a teacher" That automatically means you are sweet and sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 baiting can also be done with the following phrase."I am a teacher" That automatically means you are sweet and sensitive. You are either kidding or greatly misinformed. The teachers I know that this sensitive and sweet label fit have plenty of girlfriends but not in this sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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