Calamity Jane Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 (edited) I was at work today and a physician's fly was open. No animals were coming out the barn door but he was sporting his look in front of patients and families. Do I allow him to show or do I tell?? Edited January 13, 2007 by Calamity Jane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 (edited) by David Letterman 10 . The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. Edited January 13, 2007 by Merlin Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 (edited) Yes. Discreetly and out of earshot of others. Of course from now on he's going to think you spend a lot of time looking at his crotch, but do it anyway. Edited January 13, 2007 by EricW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckbradley Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 definitely tell him immediately. not a big deal anymore. He is going to find out sooner or later anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Tell him or have someone else tell him (i.e. a male co-worker) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I would just quietly enjoy watching the patients reactions Jim by David Letterman 10 . The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.... 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. Im laughing so hard im gonna wet myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 (edited) And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped....1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts. Not only frickin' funny, but so fitting coming from Merlin! PS Maybe he just had a really REALLY good Friday! Edited January 13, 2007 by CHRIS KEEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 If it's zipper-only, do tell. If it's zipper plus a lipstick ring, he's on his own. (And yes, I knew a guy who actually showed up to work in said condition - and it wasn't his wife's color.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I would just quietly enjoy watching the patients reactions Jim especially if the next patient is going for a rectal exam Oh I hope he's not a gynecologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronEqualizer Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 The old point and laugh always seems to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmittyFL Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Sue him for sexual harassament and medical malpractice...... That's the American Way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritinUSA Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Why were you looking at his crotch in the first place ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Start tossing spare change or M&M's, first one to make a hoop gets the beer paid for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moneypenny Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Tell the poor guy. Save some embarasment a lot of the guys i know have a quite code... "xyz" meaning close Your Zipper... yes some may be computer geeks lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I always thought XYZ meant "Examine Your Zipper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 (edited) Why were you looking at his crotch in the first place ???? The incident occured at a patients bedside. The MD in question was explaining his plan of care in a demigod fashion to the patients family. I was standing there quietly waiting for "His Excellence" to finish when I noticed his fly was open. At that moment I thought "I should tell him" and then I just smiled. I'm not proud to admitt it but I was enjoying the humility of the moment. Anyway, I was going to tell him but I forgot. Once we discussed what we were going to do with the patient I moved on mentally and physically and didn't think about him again until the ride home in the car.......And that is when I started laughing my derriere off. OK I should have told him. Here's a question. If I don't know you (female stranger) do you want me to tell you? Is there an ALWAYS tell rule? Edited January 13, 2007 by Calamity Jane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Bell Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Why were you looking at his crotch in the first place ???? The incident occured at a patients bedside. The MD in question was explaining his plan of care in a demigod fashion to the patients family. I was standing there quietly waiting for "His Excellence" to finish when I noticed his fly was open. At that moment I thought "I should tell him" and then I just smiled. I'm not proud to admitt it but I was enjoying the humility of the moment. Anyway, I was going to tell him but I forgot. Once we discussed what we were going to do with the patient I moved on mentally and physically and didn't think about him again until the ride home in the car.......And that is when I started laughing my derriere off. OK I should have told him. Here's a question. If I don't know you (female stranger) do you want me to tell you? Is there an ALWAYS tell rule? If he was being a jerk, perhaps the best course of action was to enjoy his embarassment and let him find out later. Otherwise, tell him as discreetly as possible. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoofy Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Your blouse is open, do you want me to tell you? I had this experience the other day and chose to say "I think you missed a button" to a co-worker. She inspected herself in front of me, revealing even more and said, "no I didn't." So I picked my jaw up off the ground and went back to work. The customers were very happy that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mactiger Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I'd want to know, whether a stranger told me or not. Troy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Sure, why not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 OK I should have told him. Here's a question. If I don't know you (female stranger) do you want me to tell you? Is there an ALWAYS tell rule? I would appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Your blouse is open, do you want me to tell you?I had this experience the other day and chose to say "I think you missed a button" to a co-worker. She inspected herself in front of me, revealing even more and said, "no I didn't." So I picked my jaw up off the ground and went back to work. The customers were very happy that day. What is the exact address where you work and are they hiring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 OK I should have told him. Here's a question. If I don't know you (female stranger) do you want me to tell you? Is there an ALWAYS tell rule? I would appreciate it. +1. I had a PO's intern call me on my zipper last week right before I walked into court. I'd much rather have a random stranger spot it than the Magistrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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