wide45 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 "I was not creeping. It was the horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_kahuna Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Angry competitor: "What? This is BS... Show me where the course description says I CAN'T low-gallop while engaging T5 through T8! Who designed this stage?" or A SASS class, instructor speaking to students: "As Clem is demonstrating, eye cross-dominance issues can be overcome by using one gun for each eye. Doctor Haywood Jablome, noted shooting sports physiologist, has concluded that this technique is especially applicable to vigorous physical movement including on galloping on horseback. Any questions?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 "I'm here, I don't need the book, now who has a question" OR "WHAT???? Argue with this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 "... it was an unfortunate incident with an early form of jury nullification and tort reform that changed the carreer of mild-mannered Range Lawyer Cordellius Walker, Esq, into "Walker, Texas Range Lawyer". A quick roundhouse kick to the 'Law', and history was born..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Cowboy: "I did NOT have innapropriate relations with that sheep." Horse: "I hope to hell that all the sheep aren't locked up again tonight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 shoot low to avoid killing the horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 AFTER HEARING ONE TOO MANY LAWYER JOKES, JOHN FINALLY SNAPPED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycanthrope Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 "Buck snickered as he watched the other competitors dismount.........then neatly gamed the stage by going prone on the horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 (edited) Man to horse: "If you will slow down a bit, I should be able to pick up all my brass before the RO sees me!" Edited September 5, 2006 by dajarrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Don't try this at home kids....I'm a professional! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Hey RO, Is this "in the box"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loves2Shoot Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Run-N-Gun, old school style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) Foot fault, my ass.... or... for Will Ferrell fans... I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!!!!! Edited September 6, 2006 by XRe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmcphersn Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Allow me to demonstrate how I would run this stage in real life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Shoot low sheriff, they're riding shetlands.....!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMuffin Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 RO: "Fine, you're right, nowhere does it say you CANNOT ride a horse from box A to box B. But I'm still DQing you for using two guns." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Two guns? That would be rule 10.5.7 Wearing or using more than one handgun at any point in time during a course of fire. I was in a meditative state for the entire stage, commonly known as "being one with the gun". Awareness of time ceases, while in such a condition. So you see, one gun, and if that was not enough, it was off the clock. Clearly rule 10.5.7 does not apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boo radley Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 1) Grass, Brass, or Action, Class -- NO ONE rides for free 2) He was DAMNED if he was going to pay to rent another golf cart at the Nationals.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 2) He was DAMNED if he was going to pay to rent another golf cart at the Nationals.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) "Let's see Enos and Leatham beat this time on foot...." My time on this stage will be so fast I bet they won't even remember my Chicago reload.... Edited September 6, 2006 by tightloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 "It may look good, but it shore don't feel good..." "Smile when you call my mount a hornless cow..." "Ow....saddle wedgie..." "I wish CR Speed would invent a Velcro saddle..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillon Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Who would you call when the hired exterminator fails to rid the range of those pesky prairie dogs....... why Range Lawyer, of course!!!!! He can litigate and finish the job at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_kahuna Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Leaning forward to relieve the pain, Clem muttered, "Damn these hemorrhoids..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I only take my hat off for one thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 The Biography of Mike "Two Gun" Carmoney When the Horse Refused to Go Prone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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