Kevin Kline Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 "Gun, gun, gun. Smile for the barrel." Celtic Pride (Dan Akroyd, Daniel Stern) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M118LR Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Here is another one. DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004) "Have you ever fired a GUN before?" "This is the dangerous END right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 25, 2005 Author Share Posted August 25, 2005 "You are not a gun. Guns kill" The Iron Giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 27, 2005 Author Share Posted August 27, 2005 THE PROFESSIONAL Leon schools Matilda "The rifle is the 1st weapon you learn how to use because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rakeman Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "We deal in lead, friend." Steve McQueen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 from Unforgiven... "...you have just shot down an unarmed man." "He should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with the body of my friend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 or my personal favorite from Unforgiven... MUNNY It's a hell of a thing, ain't it, killin' a man. You take everythin' he's got... an' everythin' he's ever gonna have... THE KID (trying to pull him-self together) Well, I gu-guess they had it... comin'. MUNNY We all got it comin', Kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 From memory. The War Wagon ????A mexican outlaw trying to intimidate the Duke. Mexican Outlaw : Meester, maybe you have gold or seelver or some other precious metal you would like to give me. Duke: Sorry , just lead. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Always loved that line! But, I thinks its from Chisum when John Wayne found the rustlers hired by Murphy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was something about buying his own horses back, and he had better bring some gold or silver. Duke's punchline is correct though. How about from the "Cowboys" Duke is telling the rustler "I've got a bad back, I'm 63, and been shot twice, and on my worst day I could take three of you" Rustler (Bruce Dern) "I don't believe you" Duke as he punches the guy "You will". There's another one in there about "are you havin' any?" I think what he actually said was, "....and on my worst day I could beat the Hell out of you!" (to Bruce Dern) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wim Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 From Harley Davidson and The Malboro Man: Harley: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet. Malboro: Well how many'd I hit? Harley: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter. I got this from some website, but can't remeber which was Harley and which Malboro: Where'd they go? Right there and they're spendin' a fortune. Harley: That one's for you. How'd it feel? Malboro: Best twelve bucks I ever spent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierruiggi Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 From Harley Davidson and The Malboro Man:Harley: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet. Malboro: Well how many'd I hit? Harley: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter. I got this from some website, but can't remeber which was Harley and which Malboro: Where'd they go? Right there and they're spendin' a fortune. Harley: That one's for you. How'd it feel? Malboro: Best twelve bucks I ever spent. The names are reversed. Harley (Mickey Rourke) was the one that missed, with a Desert Eagle. Marlboro (Don Johnson) was the accurate one, using a .454 CAssull revolver (I think that's what he used). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 "You shot him! What'd you use? A .38?" "38...39...Whatever it took." Teri Garr and Martin Mull in Mr. Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Kline Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 folsom, that one is a classic! Man on Fire Denzel and Christopher Walken: "A bullet never lies. It always tells the truth." "Forgiveness is between them and God, its my job to arrange the meeting." "Creasy, he's better protected than the President of Mexico." "He's gonna need it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 These are from memory, but... Yul Brenner in the Magnificent Seven: "Nobody gives me my guns back and tells me to run. Nobody." Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone, in response to the taunt "You're so drunk, you're seeing double": "Well, I've got two guns, one for each of 'ya." And of course, the classic Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry: "This is a .44 Magnum, the world's most powerful handgun. It'll blow your head clean off. So you have to ask yourself one question, punk. Do you feel lucky?" Apologies for any misquotes- but damn, those were good movies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wim Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Sorry, yep you are right. Rourke shoots a converted Ruger blackhawk if I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 "Buddy, I'm gonna shoot you, in the face if you don't put your hands on the f****g dash!" My ultimate favorite line in Reservoir Dogs..... You have to have seen it to know the context and understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Hey Stinky, I'm not a very good shot but "The Samaritan" here uses really big bullets. Hellboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 THE MATRIX Tank: " Ok, so what do you need besides of a miracle" Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I know these aren't just from movies, but they're some of my favorites nonetheless. I've collected a bunch of similar quotes."Perhaps the meek shall inherit the Earth, but they'll do it in very small plots . . . about 6' by 3'." - Robert A. Heinlein I like: "Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit." -Robert Heinlein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 "Maybe it means: you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the Shepard protecting my righteous ass in the Valley of Darkness. Or, it could mean: you're the righteous man, and I'm the Shepard, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that, but that shit ain't the truth. The truth is: you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But, I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard."Jules Winnfield (Sam L. Jackson) Pulp Fiction [earlier in the movie] Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhearn Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 "I am not a warrior!" "Very soon. You will be." 13th Warrior I wonder how many times a variation on that exchange has happened outside the movies? MHearn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 How about from Blazing Saddles: "Yeah, but I shoot with THIS hand!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregg K Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 From The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean This is from memory but I'll try to get it right. Bad Bob comes to town to kill the judge and is calling him out. The judge is in the hay loft behind Bad Bob with some buffalo rifle and shoots Bob in the back blowing a big hole in him. The towns folk gather around and ask the judge the question That wasn't a fair stand up fight was it judge? Judge responds: Hell no it wasn't a stand up fight. I was laying down to steady my aim. I'll have to rent it now so I can get it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMC Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) From Blazing Saddles, when Mongo comes to town, the sherrif heads for the door and draws his gun and Gene Wilder says, No-no don't do that, don't shoot him, you'll only make him mad. Another favorite from the long/dvd version of ALIENS As the troops are getting into the drop ship and checking their gear, Hudson says We got tactical smart-missles, phased-plasma pulse-rifles, RPG's. We got sonic eeelectronic ballbreakers, we got nukes, knives ...SHAPR STICKS-- Edited February 3, 2006 by TMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Something about I've only shot men in a fair fight......or when I thought they were about to start one. probably been added already but.... From Judge Dredd: "I am the Law. Come out and prepare to be judged." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 How could I forget this one.... Austin Powers: Goldmember.... In the big culmination fight scene at the end, Goldmember yells out: "Let the shoosting begin!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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