Micah Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 As good fortune would have it, this April 1st falls on my spring break...which means that I do not have to endure extemporaneous shenanigans from students. In celebration, let us have a April Fools thread! I'll start: I have decided to quit USPSA and am joining SASS. My alias is already locked in, and my chaps are on order from Amazon. My character is a wealthy doctor with cold hands named Buster Himen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Because of the economy, I'm shooting Production the rest of the year....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDRODA396 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm selling all my guns and joining the Peace Corps where I plan to go to Yemen and bring irrigation and agricultural expertise to turn the desert nation into a green, world farming powerhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I gave away ALL my firearms and reloading supply's to GREEN PEACE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I've given away all my guns and am becoming a surfer bum, moving from island to island in the SoPAC. I'm even letting my hair grow out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Provan Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm even letting my hair grow out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I will quit sandbagging and will shoot all future matches at my true SDGM (Super Duper GM) level of ability. Oh yeah....and I'm not getting back on those motorcycles as soon as my leg heals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S. Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm teaching Sarah Bradey and Nancy Pelosi how to shoot AR-15s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbean Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm wearing 100% polyester because its sooooo much more comfortable than that nasty old cotton. I'm also trading in all my POS 1911s and 2011s for one of those perfect Glocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I am not going to joke about the scared day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Your a good shooter. April Fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkatz44 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I hate shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salilus Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 anybody looked at google today, they have a good one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midwest-uspsa-shooter Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I've quit my job...told my boss to shove it,now am currently waiting for my flight to Haiti to help all the poor under priviledged children there.After much consideration ive decided not to write a letter to our wonderful government for their exceptional help with the clean up of Katrina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkatz44 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I've quit my job...told my boss to shove it,now am currently waiting for my flight to Haiti to help all the poor under priviledged children there.After much consideration ive decided not to write a letter to our wonderful government for their exceptional help with the clean up of Katrina This is the worst forum ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trini Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I called to canceled my life memberships to USPSA and the NRA. Threw all 50K of my primers, 20K ob bullets and 25 lbs of power into the creek behind my house and decided to have a garage sale and sell all my firearms with a 2 for 1 sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) Ha, I'm selling my guns and joining the "Re-elect Mayor McCheese" campaign. Edited April 1, 2010 by Pharaoh Bender Let's not get too political Dan ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S. Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Midway has primers for $11.95 a thousand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beginner shooter Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Im such a good shooter that Todd Jarrett thinks Im the 8th wonder of the world. Jerry Miculek thinks Im Gods gift to all things handgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salilus Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I called to canceled my life memberships to USPSA and the NRA. Threw all 50K of my primers, 20K ob bullets and 25 lbs of power into the creek behind my house and decided to have a garage sale and sell all my firearms with a 2 for 1 sale. Where exactly is this creek...I cant chance that this isnt a joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 For 3 Gun: I'm dumping my Benelli and going back to my uber reliable 1100 Dropping the Benny Hill SVI, going back to my Glock, for that great trigger And changing my AR from .223 to 300 Whisper - the cartridge of the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) i heard that the uspsa board are allowing the saiga 12 in limited. they are also going to restrict the number of rounds in open. Edited April 1, 2010 by lynn jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) This just in: In a stunning announcement, the long time collaboration between Sandy Strayer and Michael Voight has come to an end. The breakup of Strayer-Voight apparently was a long time coming, according to company insiders, as the rise of the so called "Plastic Magic" factory guns (Glock and M&P) have made the once mighty Open and Limited Divisions in USPSA falter in the face of rising participation in Production. A common sentiment is reflected in rising Glockmeister star Kyle Ferris, who said, "Jeez Louise, why should I drop 3 or 4 grand on one of these things? I need the money for my masters program in underwater basket weaving". The acrimonious split has the two principals in the company sniping at each other. Strayer scoffed, on hearing that Voight will be establishing his own shop, "He couldn't make rubber band guns in his own garage", and Voight shot back, "All those IQ points won't put one A hit on a target at ten feet!". In related news, Bill Laughridge of Cylinder and Slide has promised to shave off his signature mustaches if: 1. "Todd Jarrett and Angus Hobdell quit faking those silly accents", and 2. "Travis Tomasie and Max Michel can sit and stare at each other for five minutes, without giggling" Edited April 1, 2010 by kevin c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm thinking of buying a Glock. Or maybe I already did. (You'll never know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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