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Thank goodness this doesn't resemble these forums....uhhhh...well...ummm...not much. Right? ;):lol:

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How many list members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light

bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light

bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to

condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is

"lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light

bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in

violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take

this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and

lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light

bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to

buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this

technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this

group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all

headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot

handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about

light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now an

to start it all over again.

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you forgot the 37 who swear the WalMart 60 watt bulbs are the cheapest and best budget bulbs on the market, always switch on, burn brightly, and great for cheap general practice.

(in comps always use the 100 watt bulbs as they always reach power factor) ;)

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And the 3 who decrie the use of " old technology " such as incandescent lighting in the 21 st. century and espouse the virtues of flourescent and declare that LED's are the wave of the future.

And at least one that claims that electric light is harmful to the environment.

Travis F.

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And other 16 posts ranting that changers should be allowed to rotate the bulb "freestyle."

Now thats funny!!!

Dont forget the 45 trolls that bitch that lightbulbs are part of a large conspiracy of a secret international organization who really rules the world.

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Then there's the guy who gamed the match by wearing stilts to change a stage full of lightbulbs.

A flame war starts on the thread. Outrage ensues which begets Bulb Factionalization.

A cult following of Thomas Alva Edison decides to start their own bulb changing cult where stilts are expressly forbidden. Light bulbs may only be illuminated utilizing DC power - because that's what Edison did. Cult members shun all inventions of Nikola Tesla out of deference to Edison.

Rule #2: Light bulbs must be changed tactically and retained in pants pockets.

Oddly, people don't seem to mind the severe lacerations and keep coming back for more.

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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and

to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs

and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about

changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the

proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and

that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they

are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and

to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum,

off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all

use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is

superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work

best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different

light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then

post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are

relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety

including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post

because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time

ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before

posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months

from now and start it all over again

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What about the one it takes to drift the topic in a whole different direction?

:lol:

I wonder how m,any "candle-watts" a light-bulb puts out?

So what did you have for lunch, Flex? My windshield wipers are working better than they did last week, and I bought new inkjet cartridges for my printer. Are we going to the State Fair this summer, or can you shoot groundhogs without a hunting license? In my opinion, the important thing is to keep your eye on the ball, concentrate, and don't lose track of your ultimate purpose.

Now where were we? :lol:

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