XRe Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i hate to say it, but, it's the beastie boys. Intergalactic... I've always loved the "I'll stir fry you in my wok" line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 my turn: There was a young girl, whos heart was a frown, 'Cause she was crippled for life, and she couldn't speak a sound, And she wished and prayed she could stop living, So she decided to die. She drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore, And to her legs she smiled "you won't hurt me no more", But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say, "look a golden winged ship is passing my way". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandtime Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Let's see if anyone gets this one: They load the clip in omnicolour Said they pack the 9, they fire it at prime time Sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz And mutha f&*^%$?# lost their minds Just victims of the in-house drive-by They say jump, you say how high Just victims of the in-house drive-by They say jump, you say how high No escape from the mass mind rape Play it again jack and then rewind the tape And then play it again and again and again Until ya mind is locked in Believin' all the lies that they're tellin' ya Buyin' all the products that they're sellin' ya They say jump and ya say how high Ya brain-dead Ya gotta f&*^% bullet in ya head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) Let's see if anyone gets this one: RAtM, Bullet in the Head ETA..... another one... I spent twelve years of hard time More like the best years of my life Never heard or read a single word About the man, and his wicked math Edited March 6, 2009 by XRe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcCracken Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Verse:Four and Twenty virgins come down from Inverness But when the ball was over There were four and twenty less [Chorus] Verse: There was doin in the parlor There was doin on the stones You could not hear the music For the wheezin and the groans Well, I'm stumped yet again The Ball of Kerrymuir Most famously performed by Jim Croce Reportedly written by Robert Burns about an orgy in a medieval castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcCracken Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Verse:Four and Twenty virgins come down from Inverness But when the ball was over There were four and twenty less [Chorus] bill "the fox" foster did that one-used to sing it as his bar 20 yrs ago-the foxx inn. do i get points for the chorus? i can't print it hear, bit i can pm ya. Jim Croce's version is less risque than some I've heard. I also opted to not include the chorus for the same reason though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 my turn:There was a young girl, whos heart was a frown, 'Cause she was crippled for life, and she couldn't speak a sound, And she wished and prayed she could stop living, So she decided to die. She drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore, And to her legs she smiled "you won't hurt me no more", But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say, "look a golden winged ship is passing my way". Castles, Jimmy Hendrix (Red Hot Chili Peppers did a good version too) Here's mine. Mommy, Daddy, come and look at me now I'm a big man in a great big town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 "Pulled Up" by Talking Heads. My turn again: A little bit of sunshine A little bit of booze A little bit of me And a little bit of you A little bit country A little bit of blues A slice of heaven And a little piece of you...come on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 A different kind of poverty Now upsets mu soul Night after sleepless night I walk the floor and I want to know Why am I so alone Where is my woman Can I bring her home Have I driven her away Or is she gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 "Pulled Up" by Talking Heads.My turn again: A little bit of sunshine A little bit of booze A little bit of me And a little bit of you A little bit country A little bit of blues A slice of heaven And a little piece of you...come on alcohol and ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 i hate to say it, but, it's the beastie boys. Intergalactic... I've always loved the "I'll stir fry you in my wok" line battlestar galactica came to mind, i knew that wasn't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoupirate Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I think that was "Alcoholin' Ass" by Hellyeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoupirate Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Try this one. Verse: She said you gotta do your fair share Now cough up half the rent I treat my body like a temple You treat yours like a tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6-shot Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Try this one.Verse: She said you gotta do your fair share Now cough up half the rent I treat my body like a temple You treat yours like a tent Jimmy Buffett......... Fruitcakes Well, I just got into town about an hour ago Took a look around, see which way the wind blow Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Well, I just got into town about an hour ago Took a look around, see which way the wind blow Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows Scott LA Woman, The Doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) Darkness at the Break of noon Shadows even the Silver spoon The handmade blade The childs balloon Eclipses both the Sun and moon That understand You know too soon There aint no sense In trying Pointed threats they Bluff with scorn Suicide remarks Are torn From the fools gold Mouthpiece the Hollow horn Plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy Being born Is busy dying Edited March 7, 2009 by JimmyZip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clint U66 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Let's see if anyone gets this one: RAtM, Bullet in the Head ETA..... another one... I spent twelve years of hard time More like the best years of my life Never heard or read a single word About the man, and his wicked math EDISONS MEDICINE................TESLA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 The burden is mine born with the obligation to design real life connections The gap is so wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Darkness at theBreak of noon Shadows even the Silver spoon The handmade blade The childs balloon Eclipses both the Sun and moon That understand You know too soon There aint no sense In trying Pointed threats they Bluff with scorn Suicide remarks Are torn From the fools gold Mouthpiece the Hollow horn Plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy Being born Is busy dying Bob Dylan "It's Alright, Ma" I'm up again: "Bring sally up and bring sally down Lift and squat Gotta tear the ground Old miss lucy's dead and gone Left me here to weep and moan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6-shot Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Darkness at theBreak of noon Shadows even the Silver spoon The handmade blade The childs balloon Eclipses both the Sun and moon That understand You know too soon There aint no sense In trying Pointed threats they Bluff with scorn Suicide remarks Are torn From the fools gold Mouthpiece the Hollow horn Plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy Being born Is busy dying Bob Dylan "It's Alright, Ma" I'm up again: "Bring sally up and bring sally down Lift and squat Gotta tear the ground Old miss lucy's dead and gone Left me here to weep and moan" Moby.........Flower Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6-shot Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Here ya go....... This picture ain't pretty I'm ragged and dirty And wonderin' what I'm doin' here Shootin' tequila wantin' to kill ya And wishin' to God you were near So full of your memory but feelin' so empty I've run out of my self-esteem Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDM Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 This picture ain't pretty I'm ragged and dirtyAnd wonderin' what I'm doin' here Shootin' tequila wantin' to kill ya And wishin' to God you were near So full of your memory but feelin' so empty I've run out of my self-esteem Scott Tim McGraw - Refried Dreams How about this ? Here's to you old skinny Dennis Only one I think I will miss I can hear that old bass singing Sweet and low like a gift you're bringin' Play it for me just one more time now Got to give it all we can now I beleive everything your saying Just keep on, keep on playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 EDISONS MEDICINE................TESLA Provide another one, beeeyatch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 ok, dave...try this one: As she abused a sausage pattie, And said why don't you treat me mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6-shot Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 This picture ain't pretty I'm ragged and dirtyAnd wonderin' what I'm doin' here Shootin' tequila wantin' to kill ya And wishin' to God you were near So full of your memory but feelin' so empty I've run out of my self-esteem Scott Tim McGraw - Refried Dreams How about this ? Here's to you old skinny Dennis Only one I think I will miss I can hear that old bass singing Sweet and low like a gift you're bringin' Play it for me just one more time now Got to give it all we can now I beleive everything your saying Just keep on, keep on playing Got me I'm stumped. Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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