Brian Payne Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Does my attire and purple rifle look tactical enough? Or should I change something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Does my attire and purple rifle look tactical enough? Or should I change something. A pair of rainbow suspenders (and if possible) matching spandex pants...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XD Niner Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nice thong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Payne Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 How did you know? Oh that! that is just a strap hanging. God I have had too much coffee, and been trapped in the office far too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Looks like the RO is pretty offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbadaboom Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Elbow pads are needed to complete the ensamble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Looks like the closing segment of "Pimp My 3gun". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Hmmm...Pink shirt...purple rifle ..cool camo shorts:mellow: Looks like a perfect set up to me Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 You need black knee socks attached to the knee pad straps.....ala garters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtm Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I hate to be a stickler...BUT....ANy cammoflage clothing is to be discouraged! People will think we are all just a bunch of Mercenary "wannabees", and now it will be the "Rainbow Coallition Mecenary wannabees!" UGH!!!! KURTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el pres Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Well Kurts right, ditch the Camo but because it does not match !!! Some shorts in canary yellow will really make that g-string "pop"! Edited February 21, 2008 by DIRTY CHAMBER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Does my attire and purple rifle look tactical enough? Or should I change something. you need on of them "tactical kilts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 This thread should be renamed after one of those reality programs my Wife and Daughter watch: "What Not to Wear, To a Match" "Queer Eye For a Gun Guy" "Project Gunway Challenge" "Hairspray" (starring John Travolta as Edna Turnblad) We could hold a side match including awards for "Best use of pastels on a major power factor weapon", "Best tactical kilt (hat tip Lynn) ((LYNN?!?!))", and "Cleanest outfit after a rainy match at USSA". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo23 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Nice thong! Kinda looks it hu..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austinkroe Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Well you are looking pretty good so far but I do have a few suggestions. First, you need to lose those hideous muffs. You can either go with ear plugs or some of those muffs that go around the back of your head (you should also paint them to match your outfit). Seriously, those things are really messing up what I am sure is a wonderful head of hair. Once, you have done that you can put some gel in your hair and you will be fabulous. Next, your shoes must go. They do not match your belt. Also, never mix a belt with suspenders. As for new shoes, may I suggest a nice pair of black mid hight flat-points? Anything really that can accent your "youness". Also, try some colored socks. Now for the coup de grace. Your shorts need some work. A new material would be best. With that manly gun you have there I am sure you will still want something that says butch. So, I am going to suggest this new material. Stay fashionable weekend warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el pres Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Dude, thats so bay! Oh crap! I got to go, my boss is coming! Edited February 21, 2008 by DIRTY CHAMBER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 This thread should be renamed after one of those reality programs my Wife and Daughter watch:"What Not to Wear, To a Match" "Queer Eye For a Gun Guy" "Project Gunway Challenge" "Hairspray" (starring John Travolta as Edna Turnblad) We could hold a side match including awards for "Best use of pastels on a major power factor weapon", "Best tactical kilt (hat tip Lynn) ((LYNN?!?!))", and "Cleanest outfit after a rainy match at USSA". i have no kilts, but troy and a few others do. lynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Roflmao Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resjudicata Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Well you are looking pretty good so far but I do have a few suggestions. First, you need to lose those hideous muffs. You can either go with ear plugs or some of those muffs that go around the back of your head (you should also paint them to match your outfit). Seriously, those things are really messing up what I am sure is a wonderful head of hair. Once, you have done that you can put some gel in your hair and you will be fabulous. Next, your shoes must go. They do not match your belt. Also, never mix a belt with suspenders. As for new shoes, may I suggest a nice pair of black mid hight flat-points? Anything really that can accent your "youness". Also, try some colored socks. Now for the coup de grace. Your shorts need some work. A new material would be best. With that manly gun you have there I am sure you will still want something that says butch. So, I am going to suggest this new material. Stay fashionable weekend warrior. This is only funny to those who don't know Austin. He talks like that all the time. He once stopped and demanded a reshoot because he scuffed his pumps on a prop. Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Well you are looking pretty good so far but I do have a few suggestions. First, you need to lose those hideous muffs. You can either go with ear plugs or some of those muffs that go around the back of your head (you should also paint them to match your outfit). Seriously, those things are really messing up what I am sure is a wonderful head of hair. Once, you have done that you can put some gel in your hair and you will be fabulous. Next, your shoes must go. They do not match your belt. Also, never mix a belt with suspenders. As for new shoes, may I suggest a nice pair of black mid hight flat-points? Anything really that can accent your "youness". Also, try some colored socks. Now for the coup de grace. Your shorts need some work. A new material would be best. With that manly gun you have there I am sure you will still want something that says butch. So, I am going to suggest this new material. Stay fashionable weekend warrior. This is only funny to those who don't know Austin. He talks like that all the time. He once stopped and demanded a reshoot because he scuffed his pumps on a prop. Chris Wardrobe malfunction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 White Socks!? Also, the spare magazine casually tucked into the back pocket. You really have to learn to accesorize properly. You need to have color coordinated magazine pouches. And I really think that the Thong should have been worn UNDER your shorts! Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny hill Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 No wonder your son hangs out with someone else at the matches. Have the troops at the dept. seen the picture yet? bet not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ap3 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 White Socks!? Also, the spare magazine casually tucked into the back pocket. You really have to learn to accesorize properly. You need to have color coordinated magazine pouches. And I really think that the Thong should have been worn UNDER your shorts!Jim Yes, it is all about the details. You know it is possible to dye your hair purple these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUBL Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 It gets really bad when he does the winter shoots up here with the blaze orange camo and that get up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbadaboom Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 A big Cowboy hat would help tremendously too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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