Merlin Orr Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Bob." But invariably another tiny little voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: Bob, You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Thats just sick.....Quick tell us another one Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Why did I see that punchline coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePete Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Why did I see that punchline coming... The story is true? It's about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Why did I see that punchline coming... The story is true? It's about you? He only does griffins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 i don't care who you are, that's funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9x21 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Baa, Baa, Baad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePete Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Why did I see that punchline coming... The story is true? It's about you? He only does griffins... Now that's just plain nasty Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePete Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous dj You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Thats just sick.....Quick tell us another one Jim It's not as bad as Dr. Tom, the Coroner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous dj You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. Cowboys in Montana are directly responsible for the current shortage of Levi's 501 Button-Fly jeans since that learned that the sound of a zipper will stampede a herd of sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpty1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 you ain't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 you ain't right. And just when did I ever claim I was???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous dj You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. Cowboys in Montana are directly responsible for the current shortage of Levi's 501 Button-Fly jeans since that learned that the sound of a zipper will stampede a herd of sheep. I heard that as: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Cuz' a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonub Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 gives "dog style" a whole new meaning My wife and i separated during our honeymoon. Why? Well she loves to do it dog style. so whats wrong with that? She literally wants to do it "dog style" you know, out in the middle of the road like what dogs do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePete Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) gives "dog style" a whole new meaningMy wife and i separated during our honeymoon. Why? Well she loves to do it dog style. so whats wrong with that? She literally wants to do it "dog style" you know, out in the middle of the road like what dogs do! And, the problem is???????????? It goes with, What do you call a girl who can put her legs behind her ears? DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited May 11, 2007 by RePete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 Easy does it, guys..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous dj You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. Cowboys in Montana are directly responsible for the current shortage of Levi's 501 Button-Fly jeans since that learned that the sound of a zipper will stampede a herd of sheep. I heard that as: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Cuz' a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away! Don't forget the "Wellies"!!!!! I used to work with a Scotsman.....that's what he told us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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