lynn jones Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/pgStory?co...6&pageNumber=13 Edited February 13, 2006 by lynn jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 That is obscene. Who won? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 That is obscene. Who won? Valuev - by decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) That looks so like a comic book! I mean if the Russian fights anyone under 6ft tall every jab the short guy throws will be a low blow. Edited February 13, 2006 by Middle Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 The guy could make a fortune in Hollywierd as an extra or as a heavy in all kinds of pictures... Make a good BG in any damn movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpolans Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 The dude is seven feet tall! Interesting that he only won by decision. I bet it was an interesting fight to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 He probably is so uncoordinated that he can barely walk..still like Merlin says...he could play a great BG.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Can Shaquille O'Neal box? There's million$ to be made here!!! Shaq 7'1" 325 lbs. v The Beast from the East at 7'0" 324 lbs. Let's Get Ready to Rumble!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Can Shaquille O'Neal box? There's million$ to be made here!!! Shaq 7'1" 325 lbs. v The Beast from the East at 7'0" 324 lbs. Let's Get Ready to Rumble!!!! A great idea from Aki (Don king) Dale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 (edited) I don;t think it matters if either of them can box or not...I know lots of people who would pay on the off chance the Russian could beat Shaq, or Kobe, or any number of other over paid, self centered pro athlete..I might throw some money the Russians way to encourage it..Spreewell or Artest also come to mind here... Heck the Worm tried pro wrestling..... Edited February 14, 2006 by tightloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear1142 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 The bigger they are....... Erik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 The bigger they are.......Erik ...the more it hurts when they get their mitts on you! -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 The bigger they are.......Erik ...the harder they fall. But, the littler they are, the longer they lay there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 I don;t think it matters if either of them can box or not...I know lots of people who would pay on the off chance the Russian could beat Shaq, or Kobe, or any number of other over paid, self centered pro athlete..I might throw some money the Russians way to encourage it..Spreewell or Artest also come to mind here... Heck the Worm tried pro wrestling..... yeah! put him in the stands with lots of beer. see if they come into the stands after him...lol lynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chills1994 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Or that Russian could try selling hair removal products on late nite TV infomercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Mink Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 When I first saw that pic I was thinking the guy on the right was on his knees. Whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barlin Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 He must have grown up down stream from the Chernobyl Power plant, and his family jewels are probably harder than diamonds. Is that a camel hair sweater he has on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 This could explain all those Yetti sightings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 dare i say ....bigfoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Looking at that guy makes me feel so much better about my appearance. Of course Drew Carey would look like Brad Pitt next to that missing link! Several years ago I saw a shorter, less hairy, version of the Russian boxer whip up on a guy who looked just like Apollo Creed from Rocky. It was a bizarre fight between this absolutely chisled American and the Russian who was fat, bald and sloppy. In the end the American went down and the Russian hops out of the ring and starts babbling in Russian. The only words I could make out were [russian babbling] "Mike Tyson," [russian babbling], "Evander Holyfield," it was hysterical I just wish I had taped it. -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Rocky could take him. (nutzins o'verr...jus gimmie suptun ta drink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Reminds me of a gag I posted nearly "4 YEARS" ago. IVAN THE TERRIBLE Old, but still funny. The Circus comes to town, you could tell, there was Elephant shit all down the main street, and the big draw card is a HUGE Russian wrestler by the name of Ivan the Terrible. Now Ivan is 7' tall, 6' wide, 450lbs of muscle and hairy as a mountain Gorilla. Many people comment that he does seem a little too like a Gorilla. He is famous for his full Kremlin hold. Which usually results in a cruel slow death for whom ever is subjected to it. The circus is offering $1000 a minute for anyone who get in the ring. Surprisingly no one takes on the challenge, for the whole week they are in town, no one gets in the ring. The ring-master is a little disappointed with the turn out for the wrestling that on the last day in town he offers $5000 a minute. Next thing you know the big top is full. Everybody waiting to see who would be stupid enough to tackle Ivan. Still no takers. "$6000 a minute" crys the ringmaster. The crowd goes silent. Still no takers. "$7000 a minute !" Still nothing, but the crowd is now starting to get edgy. When he gets to $10,000 a minute the crowd is muttering noisily. Suddenly from the very back comes a loud voice. " I'll do it ". Up steps a small man built light, a whippet, 5'2" and weighing 125lbs in boots and overcoat. The crowd is stunned into silence. The ringmaster is lost for words. Finally as the man steps into the ring the ringmaster speaks " Sheeeee it, my god theres nothing to him" he had not intended to utter that out loud. " Are you sure man?" The little fella says " just gimme the money and let me at the wee poof" "But sir this is Ivan the Terible, killer of bears and widow maker, are you sure you want to proceed??" " No problem, you just call for a doctor and we'll be right with you." The ringmaster approaches Ivan and whispers " Kill this little bastard ASAP." Ivan grunts and nods his head. The man drops his overcoat and all the crown see that he has a terribly withered frame. They gasp in horror. Ivan grins and laughs. The bell goes and the two combatants go to the middle of the ring, where they circle oneanother for a couple of seconds. Suddenly the little man attacks Ivan, Ivan is surprised for only a second at this turn of events. The little man is quickly grabbed by Ivan and they fall writhing to the floor. Ivan quickly moves into position to afix the Kremlin hold. One arm goes over the little fellows head and the other pulls him in tight to Ivan chest as he is suddenly engulfed in Ivans midsection. They crowd is astounded at the speed and ferocity of Ivan's move. They are hushed and only a small moaning sound can be heard from the ring. Suddenly there is a scream, like they have never heard before, and Ivan is propelled from the ring and falls dead to the floor. The crowd goes nuts. They rush the stage. The ringmaster staggers into the ring and pulls the little man to his feet. He is amazed at this outcome. But being the performer he is he has to ask what happened. The little man grabs the microphone and speaks to the crowd. "Well let me tell you!. Once I got into the ring I realised that I may have made an error of jugdement with this match. So..... I figured attack was the best form of defence and in I went. We grappled for a second and then he laid the Kremlin on me. I could not move or breathe. The very life was ebbing from me, so as everything was turning dark I suddenly sees it before my eyes. A huge willy. It was right there in front of me. Well I had to do it. So I grabbed that willy and I bit down real hard, as hard as I could, cause if I failed I was a goner. Well, its amazing the surge of strength you get when you bite your own willy!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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