diehli Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 This toilet paper rocks! I used to like their regular stuff, but this is so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Okay....not the topic I would have expected on brian's forums however.....Scott introduced toliet paper on a roll for which we should all be grateful. Corncobs just don't seem like the optimal nor most comfortable cleaning method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old shooter Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 It's funny that you should bring this up right now. Last week I stopped at a different store and got Scott "regular" tissue. Man that crap (no pun intended) was slicker'n deer guts on a door knob. My family was visiting and wanted to know if I was on hard times and couldn't afford "good" paper. I had to run out and get some Charmin. You could hear a collective sigh of relief around here. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 300#G, I'm sure you'd like this better... http://www.wipeyourtushwithbush.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Okay....not the topic I would have expected on brian's forums <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wha? http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9886 It's funny that you should bring this up right now. Last week I stopped at a different store and got Scott "regular" tissue. Man that crap (no pun intended) was slicker'n deer guts on a door knob. My family was visiting and wanted to know if I was on hard times and couldn't afford "good" paper. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I grew up with the stuff. I'm a crumpler and Scott lasts longer and flushes better than Charmin and the other TP like that. Plus, it kinda reminds me of silk... cheap, thin, sticks-to-your-arse silk. The new Extra Soft flushes even better, doesn't stick to your bum, and is great at its job. 300#G, I'm sure you'd like this better... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It'd probably give me hives. I know I have to mute my TV when he, his VP (kinda reminds me of Satan's butt-buddy in South Park), the Governator, CA Senators, Schmuck Chew-more, Teddy "The Tank" Kennedy, or pretty much any other pole is on TV so that I don't search for an icepick to remove my eardrums. Man, I sure do love that toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I have to mute my TV when he, his VP (kinda reminds me of Satan's butt-buddy in South Park), the Governator, CA Senators, Schmuck Chew-more, Teddy "The Tank" Kennedy, or pretty much any other pole is on TV so that I don't search for an icepick to remove my eardrums Me 2 on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Only Erik could turn a Toilet Paper thread into a political topic.....WOW!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Well, have you signed up for Scott's newsletter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old shooter Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I grew up with the stuff. I'm a crumpler and Scott lasts longer and flushes better than Charmin and the other TP like that. Plus, it kinda reminds me of silk... cheap, thin, sticks-to-your-arse silk. The new Extra Soft flushes even better, doesn't stick to your bum, and is great at its job. There is the problem, I am a folder.. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I never liked Scotts, it's too damn thin. I'd always get FPT (Finger Poke Thru) at the wrong moment and have to do a Class III emergency hand sterilization. I like Charmin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 You know the different qualities of different brands of TP? I couldn't tell you what's on the roll right now, but it had the best price. There I go being insensitive again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Go to Europe and spend some time. Those folks have TP that makes brown paper towels you might use in your shop look soft. On the other hand...the "Enterprise factor" is higher given the greater, uh, traction. Enterprise Factor = Circles Uranus wiping out Klingons. 25 years ago I worked for a family from Germany. They had relatives on both sides of the wall and once a year would go over for a visit. They always took a large suitcase FULL of Charmin. They claimed they could sell it on the black market in East Germany for big $$$. They brought home a roll of East German TP. No wonder those guys were so tough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Okay, so it doesn't matter what brand as long as it's made in the USA? I'll check the label to make sure I'm not purchasing East German TP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) Ok, so I come home from work and after taking care of a chore or two I make my way to the privy. The whole time all I could do was laugh thinking of the PTF, clingons, folding vs. wadding, and East German brownpaper. My wife thought I had lost my mind... Edited September 29, 2005 by Middle Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 AHA!!! It's the infamous Toilet Paper Thread re-born!!! Say hallelujah!! Let's everyone flush!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I spent some time in Czechoslovakia in 1991 and later. The old proletariat TP was like very thinly sliced particle board. Made the store brand from Ralph's seem like top of the line! I had one suit case that would carry TP in and carry fine Bohemian crystal out. Later, Chuck PS: I did not check to see if there was a thread on toilet design but has anyone seen the model in Europe with what has been called the "Admiration Shelf"? The critical target area is completely above the water line. Whew........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikarin Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Yeah, I never understand guys' particularness about toilet paper. It almost sounds like which mascara last longer, easy to apply, makes lash longer and fuller, keeps the curl, and easy to wash out. what a big deal??? AHA!!! It's the infamous Toilet Paper Thread re-born!!! Say hallelujah!! Let's everyone flush!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I did not check to see if there was a thread on toilet design but has anyone seen the model in Europe with what has been called the "Admiration Shelf"? The critical target area is completely above the water line. Whew........ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's designed that way to make sure your ass doesn't get wet until you hit the bidet...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I think we have a thread on the Sh*t Shelf already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Heiter Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I have to admit it, I'm a bit of a tp snob. If I'm going to be staying in a hotel for more than a couple nights, I've been known to purchase my own and sneak it in to my room. I don't trust that John Wayne stuff...too much FPT for me and I'm a big fan of clean hands. Our match treasurer was upset with me last night because he found out that when I ordered the porta pots for our state match I ordered an outdoor hand washing station to go with each one. I need to point him to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) WOW...... we are really getting old if we have a thread devoted to the merits of toilet paper. NEXT WEEK: Dulcolax vs Metamucil: the big guns square off for a showdown on who delivers the goods. Folders vs Crumplers: let's get to the bottom of this disagreement once and for all. Edited September 29, 2005 by bountyhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 OLD? I bust out laughing like a 8 year old that's discovered dirty jokes every time I read this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 I'm 24. Is that the new "over the hill"? I just like the toilet paper. It's good stuff. And, yes, I do spend a lot of time on the john... like right now, AAMOF. GTG... time to crumple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Ewwwwwwwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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