Subject: Eating Grass
> One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his
> limousine when he
> saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
> Disturbed, he ordered his
> driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked
> one man, "Why are
> you eating grass?
> One man replied, "We don't have any money for food. We
> have to
> eat grass."
> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
> I'll feed you"
> the lawyer said.
> "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They
> are over
> there, under that tree"
> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the
> other poor
> man he stated, "You come with us also."
> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir,
> I also
> have a wife and SIX children with me!"
> "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They
> all entered
> the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
> large as the limousine
> was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to
> the lawyer and said,
> "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
> with you."
> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love
> my place;
> the grass is almost a foot high!"