Bear23 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 6 more payments to go for alimony. Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I got lucky, never had to pay a dime!!! Well,not really true, she got 1/2 of everything, which was fair I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny hill Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 That's why diviorce's cost so much, they are worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 That's why diviorce's cost so much, they are worth it. Mine was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 One of my ex's threatened to take half of everything I had. I walked into the office and came back with a big stack of bills and said, "You want the top half or the bottom half?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 bad enough they get half of what you have gathered together..but they get half of your retirement and she never went to work day one for me the whole time I worked for Uncle....not right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 Fortuneately, she didn't get my retirement....I had to liquidate it to pay for attorney's fees. I kept the house, my practice, and my two miniature dachshunds. but i had to pay the bitch for two years alimony....1500 per month for 24 months, ending January 08. She still hounds me asking for advances since she is running short, yada yada yada. She has moved 6 times in the last 2 years, left the gentleman she left me for, and is probably shacking up with some other twit who gets to eat on my dime. Is there no Karma? Rant away!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCK Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Karma came back to me. My ex pays ME child support now (when she pays). In divorce she wanted half my guns. I had someone write me a reciept for the value of them and a statment saying that I was loaned money against the value of them to help finance my attorney fees I did loose my little farm though, and everything else I owned Hang in there brother, you cant put a price on happiness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdstihl Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 One of my ex's threatened to take half of everything I had. I walked into the office and came back with a big stack of bills and said, "You want the top half or the bottom half?" ONE of your exes?? You mean, you got married more than once? Bwahahahaha! (lol just pickin') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 One of my ex's threatened to take half of everything I had. I walked into the office and came back with a big stack of bills and said, "You want the top half or the bottom half?" ONE of your exes?? You mean, you got married more than once? Bwahahahaha! (lol just pickin') It's OK. I can see the joke in it, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 As long as they were hot all is forgiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCK Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 As long as they were hot all is forgiven they are all hot BEFORE we marry them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I've got alot to look forward to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I've got alot to look forward to... Don't get married. Oops. Don't get divorced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Recent studies prove that marriage is the #1 cause of divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistral404 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I paid my wife 3 months alimony. She had a kid by her first hubby and needed some dough. So I was easy. She tried to nail me with "I put you through Graduate School." I just had to laugh at that one. I showed her my income prior to our marraige, during, and after. My standard of living acutally dropped by being married to her. No more 30 days of skiing each year, while we were married. BTW: She married her 3rd husband the month after her alimony ended! The divorce was painful but worth it. The money albeit very little was an easy payment. My heart goes out to those who had to loose half of everything they worked for. As a side note: My good friend's wife was doing a physican. My friend found the physican's love letters to her and held them ransom until she signed the settlement papers. The doc had a 25 year marriage and was in a panic about his settlement after it all come out. My friend dodged a big bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huston in Austin Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I have heard that half of all marriage ends in divorce, but the other half ends in death. Sorry couldn't help my-self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 (edited) I'll take divorce for $1000, Alex. .... in the long run .... it's CHEAPER! (You're still gonna die, but this way, you die HAPPY!) Edited July 11, 2007 by CHRIS KEEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph796 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 That's why diviorce's cost so much, they are worth it. When I found how much a divorce would cost, I fell in love again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 The best revenge is to live well. I now have two Super1050's and a handful of Limited guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 The best revenge is to live well.I now have two Super1050's and a handful of Limited guns. Me too...hehe - my wife bought em for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Even better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 See that light! Yes there is light at the end of the tunnel and its bright with a cool breeze blowing. I still have 3 years of child support and I can see it. But then again my kid lives with me 90% of the time. Dont ask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Fortuneately, she didn't get my retirement....I had to liquidate it to pay for attorney's fees.I kept the house, my practice, and my two miniature dachshunds. but i had to pay the bitch for two years alimony....1500 per month for 24 months, ending January 08. She still hounds me asking for advances since she is running short, yada yada yada. She has moved 6 times in the last 2 years, left the gentleman she left me for, and is probably shacking up with some other twit who gets to eat on my dime. Is there no Karma? Rant away!!! It may take some time, but eventually she'll get what she deserves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 After 20 years....my ex recently started paying against the back support she has owed me all this time. It is just a pittance and she will have to pay forever..and not even make the interest on the debit. At this point the child is grown and off in the world. But I do revel in cashing the check and spending it frivolously Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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