Merlin Orr Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 THIS IS A JOKE! Subject: 10 Truths Three sets of truths here, read through the bottom! **10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. **10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1. Hickey’s are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food, not a roomate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. **10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1. O.J. did it. 2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it’s a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPSCDRL Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Not PC but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Funny and a lot of truths too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 I love ALL 30 of them! If it offends you, it is because it is the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhearn Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. I know. I know. I just can't do it. So many uses: brass bag, small gun parts. The list is endless. MHearn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Whoa, I just realized ong45 has a Crown Royal brass bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Hey, I keep my Johnson in a Royal Crown bag! My Iver's & Johnson that is! Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 For crying out loud Merlin, this is supposed to be the HUMOR forum not the hate speech forum. I can't believe you would even think, much less post this trash. " 1. Elvis is dead." indeed. How thoughtless, cruel and insensitive can you be? Next thing you know you're going to spread that lie about there being no Easter Bunny I suppose? I may just have to go find an old closed thread full of petty bickering to cheer me up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 **10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car No kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Warpspeed beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 I have several crown bags around here. After buying the truck, all that crown and reloading supplys for all the guns, match fees and travel cost who the hell can afford rims and sound?-----Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpolans Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 In high school (back in 95), my buddy had an early 80's Accord that he got for a couple hundred bucks, and put in a $1200 sound system in. When the bass hit, the body panels would rattle so bad, I joked that he should buy so Shoo-Goo and squirt it in every gap where he heard a rattle...damned if he didn't go out and ACTUALLY DO IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Great Post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Cut a small hole in the bottom of the Crown Royal bag and they make good reel covers. Keep out dust and look cool(to me any way). TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calhunter Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket, long pants, and shoes with socks. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. Black folks do tan! 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8. Bob Hope has never been funny. 9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the ta out of Rocky Marciano. (So would Muhammad Ali) 10. Money isn't everything. 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Tupac is dead. 2. Gold plating does not make everything better. 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. There are some outfits that hats don't go with. 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 8. Larry Bird could play. 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT: 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate 2. Its the Yankees not the Jankees 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration 4. If _______(fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful and nice, what are you doing here??? 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement 7. There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo 8. Jesus is not a name for your son 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter 10. Despite what Rita Moreno sang.......EVERYTHING IS NOT FREE IN AMERICA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 **10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car No kidding <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But they spinnin' man! 8. Larry Bird could play Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGYoung Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 I know them all and won't admit to any of it. PC or No PC. "People are FUNNY" Being nuts only makes it more fun to watch the "normals" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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