Run n Gun Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I suppose it was inevitable… sigh… www.mallninja.com Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Did you actually read some of the excerpts? I haven't laughed this hard at anything on the internet in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dunn Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I was laughing so hard reading the archives that I had tears streaming down my face! I just lost it when he posted about his special wall walking shoes. My ribs hurt from one of the replies, "All your mall are belong to us!" Someone get the butterfly net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer-lock Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Someone get the butterfly net. Net hell, get a rope! geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyB Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Wow, these malls must be really dangerous places, I thought it was just credit cards that took at beating I need to get some of these "wall walking shoes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 "We have assembled a pretty good overall picture of this operative, and what we have found scares the hell out of us. Including the part about using the stall instead of the urinal, with one hand on his gun, and one on his "gun"...Just in case of ambush. He's just that damn Tactical." I think I shot IDPA with this guy back in 02'. "Elite doesn't begin to describe him". and as I remember he did wear "Agent RayBan sunglasses for that cold, menacing stare directed at errant skateboarders near the Orange Julius" ROFLMAO That is priceless. Is there anyone on that site who does not live with their parents and know the original airing sequence of all the Star Trek episodes? I bet they each have a pocket dictionary for Klingon in their thigh rig, if they have room next to the "Ivory handle, dragon's head General Issue Basic Ninja Sword" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyB Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 "BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. It's when you practice it daily, like yourself, that you become a homosexual." SPECOPS This guy is fantastic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Like Bill Murray said in STRIPES when asked if they were homosexual; "No, but we are willing to learn. Would they have to send us someplace special?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 God, we have struck the motherload here. This is GREAT stuff. "Gecko.45" goes on about "I do not understand your reference to “The mall ninja”. I am a security officer, and although I have studied Ninjitsu extensively, I do not consider my self to be a ninja yet." and continues "Also, the boots are leather, with a set of two downwards-pointing spikes, and a person may climb wooden barricades with them, this is a useful skill. I still think that all of you are makeing fun of me for no reason. I would like to be taken seriously here. " "Klutch" responds "Ain't gonna happen. You cant even spell. That shit at glocktalk is the funniest shit I think I have ever heard in my life. I just sincerly hope it is a joke." It continues.... "See, it is all a joke to you. All I can say is be glad I'm there when you are at the mall, my friend. And by the way, the base salary where I work is $26,000. I now make $30,000 after 2 years. I work for a highly respected elite security force called Grey Wolf Security" and then finally; "I've got a picture of a grey wolf on one of my old 762x39 boxes, I'm going to ask my mom if I could cut it out if she can sew it on my jacket for me like a patch, I want to be a part of the elite!" ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 These guys are fantastic! However, someone needs to take them away from their computers and make them useful to society. Wish I had half the time they do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 WTF was that???? Looks like the extract from a 5-years-old kids classroom dispute... , no wait, my kid is 5 and has a lot more brain than those <unnamed>. My only wonder is: if those guys have that much time to post their d-class movie screeplays, where or when do they find the time to carry out all what they claim to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberkid Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 and as I remember he did wear "Agent RayBan sunglasses for that cold, menacing stare directed at errant skateboarders near the Orange Julius" Dirty, that is the funniest shit i have ever heard. I read though some of that stuff last night, and it is 10 times funnier at 3 a.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 "Where there is perversion, we'll be there. 120mm Justice you will find" - The Mall Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 ROTFLMAO indeed! These young men are quite talented and creative. They will make fine additions to the workforce someday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 http://www.skunkabilly.com/videos/gointactical.wmv Y'all ain't gonna believe this s@#$! From a fellow SoCal'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I caught part of a Simpson's episode last night, these guys remind me of the Comic book store guy. Like Homer would say "it's funny because it's true." I love the goin' Tactical clip. I especially like how they sped it up to make the guy look like he could shoot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 My God--insanely funny stuff! Really. But I think they basically need a dose of The SiG Lady Effect... Or a spanking... Ah, watch the little ninjas run away with tails between legs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer-lock Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 MallNinja.com is a work of satire, the real business is here: http://www.cheerleaderninjas.com/ Rave on! geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Just saw this on Yahoo News. Maybe we jumped to early to judge the Mall Ninjas. Mall Security Getting Anti-Terror Training http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...malls_terrorism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 "His team calls him in to handle the Serious Stuff. The Really Serious Stuff. You know it's very Serious Stuff, because they capitalized the letters in the job description." This stuff too funny to be true....please tell me it isn't so.... (Tears all over desk with non-subsiding stomach cramps - ROFLMAOPM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinistralRifleman Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 It is satire... The mall ninja craze started on AR15.com in 2001 and reached a peak in 2002...you guys are behind the times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacifistwitharifle Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 (edited) wtf More mindless humor. For me anyway. Moderator Edit: Merged re-post. Edited June 14, 2005 by Erik Warren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Ah the airgun dorks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pisgahrifle Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 This thread should, in the end, bring us to the best damned website on the Internet- I mean the whole freakin' Internet- but since it hasn't yet, here it is. Prepare to be amazed: www.realultimatepower.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dshooter3 Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Hey I think that I shot a match these guys, no wait that was the Cav Arms team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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