I will be thinking of this one all day, thanks!
LOL...that reminds me of a story my Father In Law tells about growning up in Upstate New York.He had an uncle that had a goat greased during deer season,in his front yard,by some fellas that had come up from NYC.His uncle was determined not to let that happen again,so every season from then on,he put brightly colored coats on them.Yes,there is/was such a thing as goat coats.Which is why our opening weekend deer camp toast is "HERE'S TO GOAT COATS!"-Mike
We had an Old farmer back home that used to spray paint a his cows with a big hunter orange X on both sides right before deer hunting each year. He said the reason he did it, was that many years back, he came up on two "city" guys trying to load up one of his steers into their truck after they had shot it.
They must have thought the deer in Northern MN run big.