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  1. this guy needs to get together with todd for the 1,000 round challenge. http://www.break.com/index/nail-gun-art.html
  2. Drunk

    1. Jesse Tischauser

      Jesse Tischauser

      Nice! Thanks for the slot, hopefully!

  3. Track falling apart again-guess I'll go trim rifle brass and drink. This is boring, but I gave it a try.
  4. fell asleep watching them go in circles.
  5. in safari, open the activity window and watch the largest file load. copy the URL (don't have to wait for it to d/l), paste it in another browser window and there u have it. it will be a "flv" extension, but open it in quicktime pro and save it in any format.
  6. opening ceremonies not even started and a luge racer has already died. violent collision. RIP.
  7. maximum space is defined by purchasing another safe-that way you have incentive to fill it.
  8. just got 48lbs from PV, and alot of it was 3n37.
  9. fixed power is cool for open. acog's are perfect- +10 on the TA11. the xtr still isn't daylight visible anyway.
  10. Viton #22 from mcmaster-carr. buy a bag of 50 for like $7.50. been using them for years. so cheap, every cleaning i dump a new one in. http://www.mcmaster.com/#o-rings/=5qe6k1
  11. Clysdales coming soon. Watch.
  12. Don't stress, just think of them as LaRues.
  13. Nothing special, just a batch of tri-tip habanero chili...that's right, no friggin' beans. oh yea, and lots of beer.
  14. wow, never knew you could catch fish on any days other than saturday & sunday. retirement is so cool.
  15. outerlimits

    Oil Changes

    Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Kwik Kar when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: 
 Oil Change: 
$30.00
 Coffee: $1.00
 Total: $31.00 Oil Change instructions for Men : 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, use your debit card for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, (debit $20), drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine. 19) Remember drain plug from step 11.. 20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.. 21) Drink beer. 22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.. 23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer. 24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame. 25) Begin cussing fit. 26) Throw stupid crescent wrench. 27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.. 28) Beer. 29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 30) Beer. 31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.. 32) Beer. 33) Lower car from jack stands. 34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps. 35) Beer. 36) Test drive car. 37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 38) Car gets impounded. 39) Call loving wife, make bail. 40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. 
 Money spent:
 Parts: $50.00
 DUI: $2500.00
 Impound fee: $75.00
 Bail: $1500.00
 Beer: $20.00
 Total: $4,145.00 
 But you know the job was done right! 

SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH....... 
AND TO ANY MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT...
  16. http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1125919467?bctid=63259762001
  17. outerlimits

    WSSC

    you have to listen to the splits at the last array. the triple is sick.
  18. so why the 4 rotors on the 1z?
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