A young woman walks into her house after a date looking unusually sad.
"Why the long face?" asks her mother.
"Anthony just proposed to me." the girl responds, almost in tears.
Stunned, the mother replies, "Well, I would have thought that would have made you happy."
"But Mom, I just found out that he is an atheist. He doesn't even believe in hell!"
With a slight smile, the mother responds, "Honey, you go right ahead and marry him. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is!"