oldemagics Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 or as my neighbor used to yell accross the street to me... "y'all might be a redneck if makin dinner involves a coat and a coleman lantern" then one day i let him taste one of my smoked london broils... (no char-coal, just natural apple, pear and cherry wood in my grill) no smart comments after that! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Gun Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. ' 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 18. You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks. 19 Your outside furniture used to be your inside furniture 20. You have more cars in your yard than WalMart has in their lot on Saturday. I don't get the joke ? Donald in Tennessee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledge Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) ....if you use the toilet bowl brush as a back scratcher This is hitting too close to home. I caught my 5 year old doing this not 2 weeks ago... <--- That guy pictured right there... Edited May 28, 2009 by Ledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Aha...! a Junior Redneck in the making!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 ....if you use the toilet bowl brush as a back scratcher This is hitting too close to home. I caught my 5 year old doing this not 2 weeks ago... <--- That guy pictured right there... He is so cute...I would have to give him a pass on that A bath too...but a pass just the same Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 If you think thet the phrase 10-15 pounds on the side of a box of diapers means how much they will hold. It don't??????? dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
71Commander Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 ....if you use suspenders to hold up your sweat pants The suspenders is the only thing that keeps my gun from pulling my moon cover down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I was still thinking by the title.. trying to think what a redreck was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Yeah!!! Yeah!! I know--- There was a late night typo in the thread title... I just had cataract surgery so give me some slack.... I can't see worth a crap. BTW--- speaking of sweat pants. I saw a nice look yesterday at Wal-Mart. A red and black plaid flannel shirt with camo sweat pants tucked into cowboy boots. Truly a redneck fashion plate. Edited May 29, 2009 by MichiganShootist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan550 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 If you've ever stepped out your back door completely naked to shoot a groundhog. Did that one! Alan~^~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) At least you didn't shoot him in your pajamas. That would ruin them. (Groucho Marx eyebrows). Edited May 29, 2009 by Toolguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) The redneck word for pajamas is underwear Edited May 29, 2009 by MichiganShootist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 At least you didn't shoot him in your pajamas. That might ruin them. Uhhh he WAS in his "pajama's"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 If you've ever stepped out your back door completely naked to shoot a groundhog.Did that one! Alan~^~ Hate to tell ya, that kinda bait don't work on whistlepigs....only on your kinfolk...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msshooter Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 22. your family tree has one branch. Hey!!! I'm Offended by that remark!!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm52 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 When you go to WalMart and purchase 3 pack of men's briefs for $6, cut the crotch out and make you some nice tank tops. Redneck ingenuity and recyling at its best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Gaines Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 (edited) if you spray paint the numbers of your address on your trailer, you could be a redneck I have seen this! Edited June 4, 2009 by PAPER KILLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Gun Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. ' 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 18. You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks. 19 Your outside furniture used to be your inside furniture 20. You have more cars in your yard than WalMart has in their lot on Saturday. Rednek Playstation Try not to play this all day. Go HERE : http://majman.net/fly_loader.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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