Rufus The Bum Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 I hate turning on the T.V. and seeing nothing but Paris Hilton on every channel. Here is a girl who has never worked a day in her life, will never work a day in her life, and were forced to watch every step she takes. Come on, is cable T.V. really reaching for stuff to air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Holy Crap! When I saw this post, I thought you were in Paris and didn't like the Hilton and thought I'd have to break the news to you that ALL French hotels blow chunks. LMAO.... (I have no idea who Paris Hilton is, and nor do I want to.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 Whenever I surf past some channel, (E?), she's always on-screen. Her fifteen minutes are ticking away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus The Bum Posted August 14, 2003 Author Share Posted August 14, 2003 Paris Hilton is heir to the Hilton Hotel chain and I think she is 18 or 19. You ever hear the term butterface?........Her body is smokin, butterface is a mess. I can barely stand to look at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 LOL, I thought the same thing as Erik was thinking. BTW, a lot of hotels worldwide blow chunks. Unfortunately it's not just the frech ones Worst hotels I've ever seen were in Paris, New York and Madrid. Best places I've ever seen were in Paris and New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 I hate turning on the T.V. and seeing nothing but Paris Hilton on every channel. Here is a girl who has never worked a day in her life, will never work a day in her life, and were forced to watch every step she takes. Come on, is cable T.V. really reaching for stuff to air? So how do you feel about her sister?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 You can turn off the TV or not watch E. Just leave your cable box on the History Channel, you'll never see her on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Is this them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Holy crap, I surfed past E again once today* and she was on. * Give me a break; it's one away from Comedy Central and two away from History Channel, on the way to SciFi. (Not that I've found anything worth watching there but I'm hopeful.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherErik Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 You ever hear the term butterface?........Her body is smokin, butterface is a mess. I can barely stand to look at her. but you would..... even if it were just to get at the family fortune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus The Bum Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 Well love is only a lightswitch away. I'd dive head first into a 55 gallon drum of Llama pee and run down the street singing naked singing "Who let the Dogs out" for her money. Back in High School, I knew a gal whos grandfather was one of the founders of Motel 8 or one of those smaller chains, she was actually whining about getting a Porsche 911 instead of a Ferarri Mondial convertible. Life can be just terrible sometimes. Here I was driving a 78 Ford Thunderbird running on 7 cylinders and 3 bald tires, just happy as can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 If those two stupid chicks are partying as hard as their t-shirts would indicate, in about 15 years, they'll both look about 50, rode hard, and put away wet. I just saw a gal I knew 15 years ago. Back then she was a total knockout. She was so smokin' she dropped by a bar one St. Paddy's day, guest bartended for a couple hours, and made - get this - $1000 bucks ----- just in tips. Between the partying and the fake and baking, she's now in her mid- 40's and looks about 60. And she didn't even snort coke to do it. Those chicks are doomed. And I've had the misfortune of staying at the Hilton on couple occassions - and I can tell you Daddy's hotels are run-down, stinky pieces of crap. I'm sure they're even worse in Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Rufus thinks her body is smokin'? I think I'd take her to In-n-Out Burger for a Double-Double. With fries. And a shake. Real women have curves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 And don't forget . . . no matter how we males criticize a woman, you always have to mentally append the following universal phrase: ". . . but don't get me wrong . . . I'd still do 'er." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 And don't forget . . . no matter how we males criticize a woman, you always have to mentally append the following universal phrase:". . . but don't get me wrong . . . I'd still do 'er." Well, DUH! -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 rhino, I'll second that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Hey! Someone has to inject a little reality every now and then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 "Got Blow?" t-shirts...???!!!!! God Almighty Damn! Talk about lack of class!!!! (where's the little green emoticon when I need him?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Holy crap, I surfed past E again once today* and she was on.* Give me a break; it's one away from Comedy Central and two away from History Channel, on the way to SciFi. (Not that I've found anything worth watching there but I'm hopeful.) Thread drift into eternal optimist mode: SciFi did a decent job remaking Dune. We now return you to the previous hotel commercial........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Methinks the Got Blow? shirts are PhotoShopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Methinks the Got Blow? shirts are PhotoShopped. Even so, when you do a google search on Paris Hilton, this is what you get. Certainly a classy lady. http://www.befuddle.co.uk/celebs/celebs_pa...ris_hilton.html I mean, if this is the first thing that pops up on a google search, you might ask yourself,....where did things go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 [Mr. Magnanimous Mode] Hey, if Paris shows up to a block party near you, she's all yours... I don't think I can get that wasted. [/Magnanimity] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Mr. Magnanimous-- LOL!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Rhino, this reminds me of an old italian adage that goes something like this: "(masculine voice speaking) Remeber buddy, we've got the knife, but they've got the handle..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Rhino,this reminds me of an old italian adage that goes something like this: "(masculine voice speaking) Remeber buddy, we've got the knife, but they've got the handle..." Say it in Italiano! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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