Bigbadaboom Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 (edited) Read this. It's great. Click the page links and enjoy. Edited April 25, 2006 by Bigbadaboom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Ah yes, an internet classic. I secretly wish i had Geck45's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I love thispart... "If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Wow, I must lead a super naive life as I have never before read this...all I can say is that it was the most ludicras, insane story I have ever read...WOW.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbadaboom Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 quote:Originally posted by HKZ: For the love of god, why don't the moderators kill this thread? I have not seen this much stupidity my entire life. SPECOPS you sure do make a lot of references to homosexuality. That is a tale-tale sign of someone who is not secure with there manhood. It is obvious that you lack any qualities that a real man may have. I pity you and your obviously pathetic existence. Yeah Nancy, cry to the mods to kill the TRUTH. Just because you're too much of a Sally to hear REAL men talk about REAL life experiences.BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. It's when you practice it daily, like yourself, that you become a homosexual. Don't worry, even though you don't believe in me, or my work, I'd still save your sorry ass if you got into trouble in one of my secured areas. That's my job, and I practice it proudly. However if you come into the sector I'm LRRPing with the intention of causing trouble, I'll break you into bite sized shrink-wrapped pieces so fast, you'll be Rottweiler poop-poo before you even begin to feel the pain. I literally spit water out my nose when I read this. I'm going to kick my Brothers butt for e-mailing this link to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Mink Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 What made Gecko's posts so funny was the sincerity of the delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 (edited) I've seen this linked elsewhere but never actually sat and read through it before now...I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes in laughter when my wife picks me up from work I strap on the "Deadly Duo" of a 27 and 23... The deadly duo....bwahahahaha... to the Bat Cave Robin.... Oh wait, that would be an insult to Batman and Robin! another fav.... You might want to drop the .300 WinMag hand cannon in favor of the Glock 37 in .700 CrazyBastardMagnumButtStomper (CBMBS) I wonder how many rounds of .700 CBMBS fit in a mag? Edited April 26, 2006 by carinab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I'm wearing the manhole cover vest and baseball cap to my next IDPA match, but only if I can get them painted in camo first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I am very upset! There was, not too long ago, a website devoted entirely to Mall Ninjas. It had pictures, rap sheets, and the infamous glock talk threads. A quick google search and it's no more.... It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonub Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 cant seem to open it. Does anybody have a direct link? Geocities indicates that bandwith has been exceeded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbadaboom Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) cant seem to open it. Does anybody have a direct link? Geocities indicates that bandwith has been exceeded Here ya go. You may need to copy and paste. http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html Here's a direct link to the HK91.com forum thread: http://www.hk91.com/boards/Forum2/HTML/001283.html Edited April 26, 2006 by Bigbadaboom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonub Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 got it thanks, real funny. I like the part when someone suggested he drop the ceramic plates and the vest and borrow steel manhole covers that will definitely stop multiple 308 rounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwana Six-Gun Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Surely this has to be a work of fiction? What an idiot! I can't believe I actually wasted my time reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 The origin of the term Mall Ninja. Swallow your coffee before reading... http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ And thus my new signature below. Truer words were never spoken. -------------------------------------- ‘If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.” - from The Mall Ninja Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Fricking Scary... I had a Nija wantabe.... call me about a pistol class. He said he was applying for a security guard position and needed a Concelaed Pistol License before he started "in the job". When I asked him his age (you have to be 21 in MI for a CPL).... he said.... "I'm almost 20 but my future employer will write a letter so I can get the permit now. I told him to send me the letter........ which never came. They are REALLY "Out there" folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 been there done that: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...e=%2Bmall+ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Conley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Man that was something else. Some folks have way too much time on their hands. Chris C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 He even has a MySpace... http://www.myspace.com/tacticalsecurityenforcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Oooh oooh oooh!!! Power factor tips available from the Mall Ninja! Knock down them stubborn poppers! Pass chrono due to your ridiculous FPS! Mall ninja sez: "but I always carry some FMJ bullets which I slit and X on the point, making them incredibly powerful" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerba Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 See, that's why I always carry concealed...never know when an ambush to steal the latest and greatest video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airic Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 OMG that myspace page is not real. Please tell me its not real.... Thats too funny...look at the pics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 LOL+Kudos@ this guy for having people actually take him seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Conley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) Hmmmm. Orientation: BI. That alone leaves a man to be suspect. Edited: I can deal with a woman being BI, but a man that's just wrong. I don't think that there is such a thing. One time, and your only one thing in my book. Chris C. Edited March 13, 2008 by Chris Conley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I havent laughted that hard in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 That is some really funny stuff!! I gotta wonder if those two guys (Gecko and SpecOps) were actually serious or just pulling everybody's chain! It really killed me when one of them said that one experimentation didn't make him gay! Thanks for the find! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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