ChrisStock Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 "I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls." OMG... I had to take a break outside of the tech room after getting halfway through it..I regained my compusure, read a tad more, then hit this landmine: "Also, what if your three-man team is ambushed by superior numbers of Chechin rebels while guiding traffic at the escalator?".. . THAT one hit the funnybone square on. I held it in until my eyes watered up, then left the room again after wiping the tears and regaining my vision. This HAS to be someone yanking the web's chain in fine fashion.... too much time on his hands to think this shizzle up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Did HE try to infiltrate our sacrosanctum way back in 03? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el pres Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) Is he for real !!! I could not see the myspace page but I've seen and read enough. This guy is scary.. I have a friend with a gunshop and he carries all sorts of tactical crap and night vision, mounts, holsters, packs, etc... I asked him, " do you have that much LE business that you need all this crap in stock"? He replies," no, its the wannabes that come and buy all of that up"... I need to open up a tactical accesories company !!! Edited March 13, 2008 by DIRTY CHAMBER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Did HE try to infiltrate our sacrosanctum way back in 03? hmmmmm Nemo's on the prowl looking for clues. I don't think he'd survive a mod's mouse one day here unless we opened a special "Fantasyland" subforum for him and his special wall climbing boots wearing buddies. I did manage to go back and finish reading the whole thing without rupturing my spleen.....close, but I survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airic Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) Is he for real !!! I could not see the myspace page but I've seen and read enough. This guy is scary.. I have a friend with a gunshop and he carries all sorts of tactical crap and night vision, mounts, holsters, packs, etc... I asked him, " do you have that much LE business that you need all this crap in stock"? He replies," no, its the wannabes that come and buy all of that up"... I need to open up a tactical accesories company !!! Open up a cheaper than dirt catalog...mall ninja heaven. Edited to add: I think I am going to go home and count how many times the word "tactical" is used in the catalog. Edited March 14, 2008 by Airic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgibson Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Is he for real !!! I could not see the myspace page but I've seen and read enough. This guy is scary.. I have a friend with a gunshop and he carries all sorts of tactical crap and night vision, mounts, holsters, packs, etc... I asked him, " do you have that much LE business that you need all this crap in stock"? He replies," no, its the wannabes that come and buy all of that up"... I need to open up a tactical accesories company !!! Open up a cheaper than dirt catalog...mall ninja heaven. Edited to add: I think I am going to go home and count how many times the word "tactical" is used in the catalog. That might take a while!!! I they would call that a "tactical magazine" if they could!! TG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Boudrie Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Did HE try to infiltrate our sacrosanctum way back in 03? Probably just someone trying to sell insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Is he for real !!! I could not see the myspace page but I've seen and read enough. This guy is scary.. I have a friend with a gunshop and he carries all sorts of tactical crap and night vision, mounts, holsters, packs, etc... I asked him, " do you have that much LE business that you need all this crap in stock"? He replies," no, its the wannabes that come and buy all of that up"... I need to open up a tacticool accesories company !!! Fixed it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 been there done that: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...e=%2Bmall+ninja Wow! Awesome! "BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle O Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I just spillt leftover dressing on my keyboard for real, I have laughed before at stuff, but food actually came out of my mouth this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecichlid Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 OMG!!! I so need to print this stuff out to share with some of the mall ninjas at our club but I don't think Micro Center has that much ink in stock. ROFL Joe W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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