zhunter Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 Probation from halfway around the friggin world..........DAMN, I'm impressed, Z I see ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scout454 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 This thread is better than Which One! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 Boz1911 Status: Non-Voting Member ( under the watchful eye of ZH tho ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I'll have to start hunting for a dedicated press to load .45. Switching between small and large primers is a serious PITA. I did shoot nothing but still guns this weekend though to keep my status in good standing, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GmanCdp Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 i have a question...if voted in,do we get a window sticker to put on our truck??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 i have a question...if voted in,do we get a window sticker to put on our truck??? Let me put it this way, Pine Valley and Seminole Golf Club to name two of the more exclusive clubs have ONLY a small plaque at the entrance. If you are not a member, they prefer if you don't know about it, fellow members will recognize you from being there. As in the case of the 1911 Single Stack Elitist Club, no, no stickers, no secret handshakes either. Fellow members know who you are, no need to advertise to the lesser masses who lack tradition and discipline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think it's time to get my ass of probation, Z. After all I did put a brand new sight on one of my Colt Delta Elite's the other day. Plus IF I had the the brass and IF the gun would run, I would shoot it in SS one night indoors with full power loads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 He let you off this morning ...read back a few posts Next time ask him to bang on the bars a little louder Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 He let you off this morning ...read back a few posts Next time ask him to bang on the bars a little louder Jim I'd say put him back on probation for not paying attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think it's time to get my ass of probation, Z. I'm thinking this is not going to have a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think it's time to get my ass of probation, Z. I'm thinking this is not going to have a happy ending. I agree. Humorous for sure but perhaps (for some) not happy... LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think it's time to get my ass of probation, Z. I believe you SHOULD have read post #303 He let you off this morning ...read back a few posts Next time ask him to bang on the bars a little louder Jim Watch this... He let you off this morning ...read back a few posts Next time ask him to bang on the bars a little louder Jim I'd say put him back on probation for not paying attention! My thoughts exactly!!! I think it's time to get my ass of probation, Z. I'm thinking this is not going to have a happy ending. Depends on your point of view, my responsibility is to the membership, so.... due a lack of paying attention to my generosity of letting you off 2 hours before the 48 hour deadline, how about.... Boz1911 Status: Non-Voting Member on Probation for 5 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Boz Boz Boz........ As the really big bear said.......... You really don't come here for the hunting...Do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Sheesh You send them to school....and look what happens Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMS42 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Maybe since BOZ1911 is being "Pulled to the Dark Side" he just might want to plead temporary insanity and see if that would help in getting the probation lifted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Maybe since BOZ1911 is being "Pulled to the Dark Side" he just might want to plead temporary insanity and see if that would help in getting the probation lifted. I am OLD SCHOOL, that sh!t does not work with me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 OOPS! I humbly accept the 5 more days...........sliding away now with tail between legs...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Poor Boz He is trying to be good.....but the BAD kids from the DARK side are leading his astray with the loud gun music and flashey gear Now just sit here and read your 1911 field manual ....Ill get some milk and cookies Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scout454 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) Gospel of John, 19-11 1. In the beginning there was the 1911, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain. 2. And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm. 3. And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust. 4. Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it. 5. And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. 6. And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong. 7. Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them. 8. And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function. 9. And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe. 10. But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continued to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed. 11. And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land. 12. Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911’s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended. 13. And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John. By John Schaefer (aka Fr Frog - keeper of the Steyr Scout Pages) Edited February 13, 2008 by Scout454 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 13, 2008 Author Share Posted February 13, 2008 (edited) Gospel of John, 19-111. In the beginning there was the 1911, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain. 2. And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm. 3. And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust. 4. Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it. 5. And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. 6. And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong. 7. Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them. 8. And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function. 9. And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe. 10. But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continued to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed. 11. And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land. 12. Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911’s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended. 13. And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John. Wonderful Scout454 Status: Voting Member, Co-Chairman of the 1911 Single Stack Elitist / Snob Club Doctrine Edited February 13, 2008 by zhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 13, 2008 Author Share Posted February 13, 2008 Truly a sad day for the dark siders OK, I know there are TONS MORE SOB's out there.......I can think of at least 15 off the top of my head.....don't make us call you out!!!! Apparently they are stooping so low as to contemplate recruitment. HOW "elite" can a club be that solicits membership??? Oh how the supposedly mighty have fallen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrawandDuck Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Truly a sad day for the dark siders OK, I know there are TONS MORE SOB's out there.......I can think of at least 15 off the top of my head.....don't make us call you out!!!! Apparently they are stooping so low as to contemplate recruitment. HOW "elite" can a club be that solicits membership??? Oh how the supposedly mighty have fallen OOOOH NOT a SAD day just attempting to get the lazy SOB's off their AZZZZES!!!!!! Z, insomnia got up up late due to time zone changes again????? We are NOT recruiting SOB's we are SELECTING the elite!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Gospel of John, 19-111. In the beginning there was the 1911, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain. 2. And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm. 3. And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust. 4. Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it. 5. And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. 6. And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong. 7. Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them. 8. And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function. 9. And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe. 10. But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continued to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed. 11. And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land. 12. Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911’s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended. 13. And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John. Wonderful Scout454 Status: Voting Member, Chairman of the 1911 Single Stack Elitist / Snob Club Doctrine Oh sure...... first 45DV8 gets in with a flask picture and now Scout gets in with voting privleges and chairmanship for some plagerized scripture.....and here I am on probation again for not scrolling....JEEZ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Gospel of John, 19-111. In the beginning there was the 1911, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain. 2. And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm. 3. And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust. 4. Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it. 5. And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. 6. And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong. 7. Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them. 8. And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function. 9. And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe. 10. But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continued to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed. 11. And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land. 12. Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911’s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended. 13. And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John. Wonderful Scout454 Status: Voting Member, Chairman of the 1911 Single Stack Elitist / Snob Club Doctrine Oh sure...... first 45DV8 gets in with a flask picture and now Scout gets in with voting privleges and chairmanship for some plagerized scripture.....and here I am on probation again for not scrolling....JEEZ!!! You are the youngest child (baby) in your family.... Right..! Tell the truth now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 That has nothing to do with it Merlin! I just don't have a friggen flask or some literary gem I can plagerize to help me get off my never ending probation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now