Flexmoney Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Amazing. I did not see the joke coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranDoc Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Buckeye fan humor .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 yuk-yuk-yuk dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Deegan Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 John Cooper was the best coach Michigan ever hired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireant Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Oh, got me. That was great, but I am pulling for them this week. There are only two teams that I dislike more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Yeh, that one kinda sneaks up on you... A "gotcha" joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDM Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 John Cooper was the best coach Michigan ever hired... I knew you'd be in here when I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPatterson Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 It helps to be a devout animal lover if you live in Michigan because the Lion & Tigers have the same failings as the Wolverines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Deegan Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 John Cooper was the best coach Michigan ever hired... I knew you'd be in here when I read that. Any guy that puts a UVa sticker on the slide of his g-lock can't be right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murkish Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 John Cooper was the best coach Michigan ever hired... I knew you'd be in here when I read that. Any guy that puts a UVa sticker on the slide of his g-lock can't be right.... Good one, Flex. I just wish that there was a way that Michigan and ND could tie. 0-2-1 would look great next to their names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireant Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 John Cooper was the best coach Michigan ever hired... I knew you'd be in here when I read that. Any guy that puts a UVa sticker on the slide of his g-lock can't be right.... Good one, Flex. I just wish that there was a way that Michigan and ND could tie. 0-2-1 would look great next to their names. I'm hoping for a 0-0 game until the last 5 seconds when ND goes for it on 4th and 50 and Michigan gets a safety for the worlds ugliest win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herky Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Flex, although no U of M fan, I thought better of you than that. You keep talking like this, Keen will remove his tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Great Joke. totally blindsided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Oooo you sneeky Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scirocco38s Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Kyle, That is just too eeffin funny and I am not an OSU fan. My daughter is currently a student at Appalachin State and says that they will beat the sh-- out of all you pansies in the Big 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDM Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 John Cooper was the best coach Michigan ever hired... I knew you'd be in here when I read that. Any guy that puts a UVa sticker on the slide of his g-lock can't be right.... Folks this this Deegan guy is nothing but trouble. He's a Carpetbagger (couldn't even do that right 'cause NOVA ain't the south) turned Sandbagger. Shoots three matches then lets his membership lapse so he can get a new number. For the record - http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/sd.../IMG_1914pb.jpg UVA man, that hurts. When I come up with something witty I'll be back...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 HA GO BLUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Having been a U of M fan most of my life, I will now turn my attention to the University of Florida until the U of M gets rid of Carr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 15, 2007 Author Share Posted September 15, 2007 You guys want Cooper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Deegan Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 John Cooper was the best coach Michigan ever hired... I knew you'd be in here when I read that. Any guy that puts a UVa sticker on the slide of his g-lock can't be right.... Folks this this Deegan guy is nothing but trouble. He's a Carpetbagger (couldn't even do that right 'cause NOVA ain't the south) turned Sandbagger. Shoots three matches then lets his membership lapse so he can get a new number. For the record - http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m187/sd.../IMG_1914pb.jpg UVA man, that hurts. When I come up with something witty I'll be back...... Sorry my friend, that must have been a typographical error... Please forgive me. It could have been worse, I didn't call you a buckeye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZReloader Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Now that's funny. I don't care who you are!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam B Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 That is great, go MSU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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