halvey Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 (edited) So my wife is watching the Bachelor last night on TV. The woman the bachelor picked told him this joke when they first met: Her: I have a joke for you (a good comedian would never say that) Him: ok, lets here it Her: Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other "boy, it's sure hot in here." The other muffin says: "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!!" Sorry, I just wasted your time and bandwith. Edited May 23, 2007 by halvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 (snicker) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE S Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Sorry, I didn't get it then, and I still don't get it. Maybe its just me......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerba Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Great, now it's a stupid joke on BE forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Great, now it's a stupid joke on BE forum. Now that's funny! Here is an article about the muffin joke...Who'd have thought a mere baked good could illicit such a response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Great, now it's a stupid joke on BE forum. Now that's funny! Here is an article about the muffin joke...Who'd have thought a mere baked good could illicit such a response. I agree! That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I love that joke! Thanks for posting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 OK, I didn't get it when I read it. I am more concerned about the article written about this joke. and more importantly, how does one get a paying job that approaches that of a weatherman in the requirment that anything be accomplished? I actually am expected to occasionally produce "WORK" while at work, weatherment and the writer of the column about the muffin joke are apparently not. Sadly, it is likel that both make more money than most of us. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Well, it kinda reminds me of J. Norman's signature lines, actually........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I've got to admit, I'm a sucker for any joke that starts with, " A horse walks into a bar." Heck, everytime I've seen a horse walk into a bar, house, or business establishment, just the "got anything to eat?" expression on their face is enough to make you blow soda out your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Two penguins on an ice flow. One says, "You look like you're wearing a Tuxedo." The second replies, "Who says I'm not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signcutter Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Two Atoms walk out of a bar: The first says, "I think I lost an electron back there." The second asks, "Are you sure?". The first replies, "I'm positive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I don't care who you are, that's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signcutter Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I don't care who you are, that's not funny. The fun is in watching the intended victims face when you drop the punchline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I don't care who you are, that's not funny. It is if they were in a quark bar...you know where you find protons, neutrons, and less-b-ons.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 It has the potential to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Yes, it holds a certain attraction doesn't it Dale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 But it has such negative connotations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJPoLo Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I've got to admit, I'm a sucker for any joke that starts with, " A horse walks into a bar." Heck, everytime I've seen a horse walk into a bar, house, or business establishment, just the "got anything to eat?" expression on their face is enough to make you blow soda out your nose. I gotta agree with this one. The last time I was in New Orleans I saw a horse walk into a bar. Beth and I thought it was friggin' hilarious. -Chet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austinkroe Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Two chocolate easter bunnies are sitting on a hilltop. One has a bite out of his table and the other has a bite out of his ears. One say, "man my butt hurts." The other says, "WHAT?" The muffin joke is a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJPoLo Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 The last time I was in New Orleans I saw a horse walk into a bar.Beth and I thought it was friggin' hilarious. Oooh! I found the picture we took of that. This was at Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop in the French Quarter. -Chet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE S Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I did like the joke about the blind may in the department store......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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