banjobart Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Pat a little gold bond on the buns and boys and you should be good to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Anti Monkey Butt Powder #1881 More Photos This will save your ass on long, hard rides. It’s purpose-built for your butt, but also works great in underwear and everywhere that is sensitive to chafing, burning, reddening rashes. More than a re-packed drugstore talc or a baby powder, this proprietary formula eliminates getting painfully chafed, raw and rashy during sweaty butt-busting activities. It also provides an immediate ‘aaaahhh-oooohhh’ skin relief on (or after) tough rides. Good for motorcyclists, truck drivers, off road and road drivers, bicyclists, etc., whenever your butt takes a pounding all day. 6oz. bottle. Details Price: $6.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Boudreax's Butt-Paste. I kid you not.... Here is a link Boudreaux's Butt-Paste dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrettone Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 (edited) Don't be a victim of improper wiping technique...A little dry-wiping may be in order. Edited November 20, 2006 by Barrettone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Tinactin Athletes Foot liquid spray,not powder spray.Spray it on and rub it in. You will scream,you will cry but it will take care of it Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Don't be a victim of improper wiping technique...A little dry-wiping may be in order. Now THAT is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mda Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Don't be a victim of improper wiping technique...A little dry-wiping may be in order. This could only come from a man that has personal experiance in this area. (I'm sure that Gun must have required a more than a little dry-wiping after retrival from outhouse pit) MDA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoupirate Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 +1 on the Boudreaux's. That stuff is Golden. Will cure almost everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 If you are talking about while riding a motorcycle, try the "Master Yoda" riding technique. Helped me a lot. Basically tells you to ride the motorcycle like any good horseman knows they need to ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 (edited) Don't be a victim of improper wiping technique...A little dry-wiping may be in order. The spot pressure technique is the way to do it,I speak from experience Edited November 21, 2006 by et45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 You guys kill me!!!! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j2fast Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I think this clip fits right in with this thread.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=qrUmzZkF8tU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Hey, this is nothing new... We've talked about toilet paper (and other distinctly related stuff) before...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paraman1 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 working in consruction I am forced to use Porta-Johns more often than i would like . If the splash back from a fairly clean one hits you I can almost guaruntee you will have a nasty case of Monkey Butt before the day is over . Thus if you are the first one in you need to make a T.P. Island for a landing zone and if you still get some splash back Zeasorb Powder works wonders . I hate Monkey Butt as well . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Ahh,The blue water splash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
half inch groups Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 for chafing, irritation or burrito butt I personally prefer Slide Glide cold temp lubricating formula... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 T.P. Island for a landing zone AKA the "Splash Damper" Hard to say whether splashback is worse from a fresh, or a well used porta-john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San_Esteban Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Bart After riding a bicycle accross the US I can tell you the answer to your problem is Bag Balm. It is usually available at drugstores or farm supply stores (which should be popular near MSU) You can also get it online, just Google bag balm. Later, Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9146gt Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Chap stick... want to borrow mine!!! Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwat Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Saw this today at the drug store while waiting for a perscription to be filled. "Anti chaffing/relief powder gel" by Monostat. Unsure what it's for and way too embarassed to buy any. May change my mind this summer season. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Baier Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Don't be a victim of improper wiping technique...A little dry-wiping may be in order. This from a man nicknamed "SAKO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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