Nemo Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I like to call THEM... "Come to Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 (edited) "...Women are the worst offenders." Hey, we have to wear them--you don't!!! We therefore have the right to call them whatever the hell we want. YOU, on the other hand, are required to respect them. They can: --Make fitting clothing properly a really tough, frustrating job. --Make laying on one's stomach comfortably all but impossible. --Make running and jumping sometimes painful and stupid. --Make fools of us by sometimes being mismatched in size (not uncommon). --And frequently KILL us with all-too-frequently-occurring breast cancer. They're sort-of a hassle sometimes, you see.... Sorry for the hassle Siggy, but my world just wouldn't be the same without them If yours are too heavy I will volunteer to hold them for you. No sacrifice too great to help out a fellow shooter. Tls Edited September 26, 2006 by tlshores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberkid Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 (edited) Forgive me if I dont shed a tear for all the ladies afflicted with these mind control devices. I would gladly haul a set of fun bags around if I gained with it the power owned by a woman with a nice set of jigglers. btw, i agree with Eric, show some respect Edited September 26, 2006 by Kimberkid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos SC Shooter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I bet I would have gotten more traffic to my website if I stuck with the original name. I wanted it to be TexasShooter.com, but I couldn't get past reading it as TEX ASS HOOTER. There have never been two objects with such power over mankind. They are like Tractor Beams on the Death Star. They can pull you in from miles away, and if they aren't a set you have permission to access, you will be crushed like the rebellion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 A rose by any other name could be called breakfast, lunch, or maybe dinner .... the best has to be dessert with whipped cream, a couple of cherries, and chocolate sprinkles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 They be the Girls, but never the twins, because as mentioned before sometimes they are a bit different...but even different is good...you don;'t want a blond everytime...redheads and brunettes are great too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 They be the Girls, but never the twins, because as mentioned before sometimes they are a bit different...but even different is good...you don;'t want a blond everytime...redheads and brunettes are great too... I love RedHeads. And for reasons I will not get into on this forum!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Jay.. My brother married a redhead twice, same one...super beautiful, sea green eyes, peaches and cream complexion, and a figure to weep for..but she had a temper to DIE from...Man, she could go from happy to mad before God got the news... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 TL You are not even in the ballpark for my reasoning. South, head south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 but never the twins, because as mentioned before sometimes they are a bit different Faternal Twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 (edited) Jennifer Love Hugeti...... I mean, Jennifer Love Hewitt called hers "Thelma and Louise" when she was on the Tonight show. She sat there and claimed that until she saw the film from that "I Know What You Did" movie, she never realized that they were so PROMINENT...... She really is as dumb as a bag of rocks. By the way, most people started calling that movie: "I Know What Your Hooters Did last Summer..." Edited September 26, 2006 by bountyhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Now just why would it surprise you that anyone from Hollyweird is dumb?...they are all cut from the same bolt of cloth...the over paid, not very bright bolt.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharyn Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 (edited) boob n. A woman's breast.[short for booby.] ass /æs/ n. a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person. ass n. The buttocks. Edited September 28, 2006 by Sharyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritinUSA Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 This thread has now officially hit 'rock bottom' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 This thread has now officially hit 'rock bottom' But it has had more looks now than Pamela Anderson has had size changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Z, I know your reasoning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I noticed that you didn't show a pic of the topic???? Ivan PS, That was a little....... Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Z, I know your reasoning :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Jay..My brother married a redhead twice, same one...super beautiful, sea green eyes, peaches and cream complexion, and a figure to weep for..but she had a temper to DIE from...Man, she could go from happy to mad before God got the news... Do you know how you can tell when a redhead is satisfied in bed??? She unties you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... So true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue edge Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 BOOBS BOOBS All this talk about BOOBS!!! were are all the pictures of BOOBS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 BOOBS BOOBS All this talk about BOOBS!!! were are all the pictures of BOOBS? Here. Scroll down for boobies section ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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