Flexmoney Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Rules for Buckeye Fans: *Never agree to get married on a Saturday Ohio State is scheduled to play football. There are typically 40 other freakin' weekends to choose from..make her/him choose one of those! *Never attend a wedding during an Ohio Statefootball game unless you carry a TV......and watch it even during the ceremony. *It is OK to wear an OSU football jersey even when old....and fat....and bald. Extra points if you've got an OSU baseball cap on backwards. *Always, and I mean ALWAYS, return any "O...H" with a hearty "I...O." This is true even during funerals, sex, in foreign countries or when witnessing the birth of your child. *When Notre Dame plays Michigan , it is mandatory to despise both teams. There are no winners. *You despise the following teams, in order: Michigan ND USC Miami(that's Florida) Bama *It is OK to be emotional (and even "tear" up)during the following: -Script Ohio -Your child's first Buckeye game -Carmen Ohio -During a Tressel speech -Listening to "What I Want" -Remembering Woody -After beating Michigan -Winning the National Championship -When NFL Buckeyes state on Monday Night Football that they are from "THE" Ohio State University. -Hearing the phrase, "Rest easy Woody, the new man has arrived." -Ramp entrance *It is not cool to make fun of the Neutron Man. Especially now that he is watching games with Woody. *Buckeye necklaces must be worn at all times on game day from the time you leave your place of abode until you return. *Always take off your hat during Carmen Ohio and physically remove the hats of anyone in your vicinity who fails to do so. *Everyone should rush the field after an OSU home victory over Michigan at least once in their lifetime. *Attending Skull Session is mandatory at least once each season. *ESPN employees must be mocked at every opportunity. *We must all pray that the next president of OSU has more of a clue than the present one. (Her legacy is a special drink known as "The Holbrook" -any form of adult beverage placed into a soda can!) *When you die, you must have at least one item of Buckeye memorabilia planted with you. Specify which one in your will, that way your spouse won't pick something stupid. *You must be willing to die to defend your right to drink beer during tailgates. *Recruiting must be followed as intensely as any game. This is true even if it puts your job/career at risk. *Attend the Spring Game. It makes it easier to survive the summer. *When in church, it is not sacrilegious to count being a Buckeye as one of your blessings. *Try to never boo a former or current Buckeye football player. (unless he is running guns at 3AM and gets maced...) *When making fun of guys in marching bands always caveat your comments with a statement that, regardless of what you just said, anyone in TBDBITL is very cool. *Admit that secretly, you wished you played tuba and could dot the "i." You'd even be willing to put on a few dozen pounds to look the part. *It is important to consider that the "good old days" ARE NOW. Enjoy them even when OSU doesn't win the National Championship. *Scarlet and Gray always works. Maize and Blue is always gay. *It is never ok to talk to a stranger at the urinal next to you unless he is dressed in OSU garb. That said, the topic should be limited to Buckeye football. *There are no bad seats in Buckeye Stadium. *If you attend a game at Wisconsin , you must never engage in "Jump Around" at the end of the third quarter no matter how tempting. Also, never, and I mean never, take your kids to a Wisconsin game unless you want to explain why everyone there are drunken jerks. *Plant a Buckeye tree in your yard. *Hang a Buckeye flag on game day. If any of your neighbors counter with a Michigan flag, it is your solemn duty to tear it down and deface it anyway you see fit. *It is "ok" to not get the drum major thing; it is "not ok" to fail to cheer when the plume touches the field. *In honor of Woody, the principle of "paying forward" should be practiced at all times by all Buckeyes. *Drinking alcohol before 9:00 A.M. is, at best,immature, and likely, a sign of a serious problem. Except on game day. *If your significant other asks you what was the greatest night of your life, admit the truth - it was January 3, 2003! LETS GO BUCKS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 (edited) Hey, Flex hates bama too! I always knew you were a good guy and that proves it... War Eagle! Edited August 28, 2006 by Middle Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 My cousin plays (rather:DOMINATES) for the Buckeyes. God bless them in their quest to purge the infadels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herky Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Must be an Ohio thing, doesn't play well up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Must be an Ohio thing, doesn't play well up here. ...or in Texas. Hook'em Horns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Well, Vince Young is gone, but lets see how you do at Darrell K. Royal Stadium in Austin this week....You might not be in such good humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Flex you need serious mental help and fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobert1 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I......O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 I hope the Texas QB is still playing this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I hope the Texas QB is still playing this week. If their stars get to play, my guess is you have to p*$$ positive, not simply get arrested for possession. I wonder what their GPA is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dunn Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 [Red Dawn, AK-47 waving mode on] Wolverines! [off] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Good movie. But, say that word again on my Ohio State Football thread and I will hunt you down and put recoilmasters in all your guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herky Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Wolverines are nasty animals, Buckeyes are nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dunn Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I am unaware of any "No Rebuttal Rule" for the Like forum, but decorum compels me to respect your wishes. I am humming "Hail to the Victor" as I type this, to cast some bad juju your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moneypenny Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 "*Always, and I mean ALWAYS, return any "O...H" with a hearty "I...O." This is true even during funerals, sex, in foreign countries or when witnessing the birth of your child." Procedurals Will be handed out at the Ohio match for violation of this.... can I be an Ohio an since WVU can't do anything right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) Enjoy being a 3 point favorite....that may change after the game, as might your Top 25 rating... Edited September 6, 2006 by tightloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boo radley Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 A friend of mine went to Columbus, OH, years ago...When he returned, he told me, "Steve! It's like everyone up there has selective amnesia -- it's when something is SO painful, they simply block it out...." Turns out, he was trying to get people to talk about the time Woody Hayes jumped up and punched a Clemson player, but no one much wanted to talk about it.... <grin> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txaggie Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 GO BUCKS!!!!!! Beat the hell outta tu!!! (and yes I can say both of those, Aggie class of 1991, and Buckeye class of 1994) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Txaggie I am still TRYING to remember when A&M won a National Title...but then I am only 59 yrs old, so maybe I don't remember the good old days...but HARK...I do remember that Texas won the whole thing last year and if they get by Ohio, could repeat... I know you have hard feelings for letting Tx beat you last yr, but rooting for Ohio...man that is cold.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txaggie Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 (edited) Hey, my three favorite teams are Texas A&M, THE Ohio State University, and ANYONE playing tu (even notre dame)!!! Edited September 6, 2006 by Flexmoney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Hey, my three favorite teams are Texas A&M, The Ohio State University, and ANYONE playing tu (even notre dame)!!! You're much better than that...The Irish should never be included in the same sentence as OSU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos SC Shooter Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I hope the Texas QB is still playing this week. Why wouldn't he? The O-Line will protect Colt McCoy (with a name like that he was destined to QB for Texas, either that or take up practical shooting). It will be a good game, but the Buckeyes will be 0-2 after Saturday. Hook'em Horns. \m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiracer Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Sorry Flex in advance! RUDY RUDY RUDY RUDY! Go Irish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Texas HK Shooter I like your sentiments, but Ohio won big last weekend and so did Texas..after Sat, one of them will be 1-1 and the other 2-0 but neither of them will be 0-2..LOL Aggie: Anyone living in Tx who really went to A&M should never root for Notre Dame..UHGGGGGGG...if your Tx school cannot win, root for another TX team that can...learning that used to be part of the Bonfire tradition at A&M...oh forgot, you don't have Bonfire anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos SC Shooter Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Texas HK ShooterI like your sentiments, but Ohio won big last weekend and so did Texas..after Sat, one of them will be 1-1 and the other 2-0 but neither of them will be 0-2..LOL Aggie: Anyone living in Tx who really went to A&M should never root for Notre Dame..UHGGGGGGG...if your Tx school cannot win, root for another TX team that can...learning that used to be part of the Bonfire tradition at A&M...oh forgot, you don't have Bonfire anymore... 0-2 would be the Buckeye's record against Texas. I should have clarified which record I was talking about. I would love to say that the beating will be so bad that it would warrant being listed as two losses, but I know it will be a tight game, with Texas getting the "W" in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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